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ayomide.
@ayomicoder
engineer • lover of literature • dad
./root Se unió Nisan 2020
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bs, na everybody dey play game?
Rev. Emeke. 🪐@ichieEmy
Compare M1 Pro to Dell XPS 15 of the same year 😂 M1 Pro go tear better acl
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@ayomicoder Their papa. Gym miscellaneous expenses pass the subscription fee itself🤣🤣🤣
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them never see me for gym for like 3 weeks, them go don clock say i no guide again
🍒@nimibillions
meanwhile, with everything wey dey ground, some people still dey give ifitness money.
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@ayomicoder We gather dey
My own na 1 month😂
Na who don chop dey carry iron o
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I no mind make i go start new life for abia state
Ayo@Alhajirostova
me: I wan japa my guy: omo me sef dey reason am, I dey plan England, you nko me: England una, abia joor 😭😂
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$5k in 3 days, for a useless software like this? make i first close this laptop go find one beer palour sit down
ℏεsam@Hesamation
btw this is the app that has generated $5000 in just 3 days, organically. it uses your Mac’s accelerometer sensor to moan when you slap it. we’re in the peak era of software.
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My wife sponsored my education to PHD but all she has is ND.
Now I feel like she’s holding me back and she’s not my level
I feel I have outgrown her and I should not settle for less.
Am I selfish to feel this way or my happiness should matter?
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
I want a woman that will spend all her money on me and not be sexually attracted to me.
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