Ben Mayne

@McFranchisee This is how I feel about using coupons

I’d imagine it going down like this 😂: Bill Gates: I’d like a Big Mac meal. Here’s my gold card. Crew Member: What in the world is that, sir? Bill: A gold card. I get free McDonald’s food wherever I go. Crew Member: 😲 Free food everywhere? That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard! Let me grab my GM before I mess this up. GM: Sir… is this a real gold card for free food? Bill: Yes, it is. GM: Holy fries, I’ve worked here 8 years and nobody’s ever pulled that out! Let me call my supervisor. Supervisor: A gold card? For unlimited free Big Macs? You’re not pranking us, right? Bill: No prank, it’s real. Supervisor: This is wilder than the McRib coming back! Hang on, I’m getting the franchisee. Franchisee: Bill, you telling me this shiny card means you eat here for free forever? Bill: That’s the idea. Franchisee: Well I’ll be dipped in special sauce… Let me call corporate real quick before my brain “fries”. After several more amazed looks and hurried phone calls, Bill smiled politely and said: “You know what? I’ll just pay with cash today.”

@DeanTTraining Lose the cheese and it’s even better

740 Calories 104g Protein 36g Carbs 17g Fat Nobody can even believe it

@99Starr_cinema Also why was the guy so confident with his .45 vs a .22? Pretty sure the calibre doesn’t matter. First guy to shoot wins here.

Even the quickest draw is faster than a gun that is already pointed at you... Jesse pinkman 🍿🎬

@nickysmokess Wow what a take. Basically what everyone has said since the news broke

He doesn’t sound drunk… was probably just floating off whatever pain killers he ate for breakfast. Still shouldn’t be driving.

@XFreeze Just say telomeres

Elon Musk says that extending human life and even reversing aging is highly possible "I've never seen someone with an old left arm and a young right arm ever in my life. That means there must be a synchronizing clock that is synchronizing across 35 trillion cells in your body," If our cells are aging in perfect unison, it means aging is driven by a central, coordinated biological mechanism rather than random, subtle decay "When we figure out what causes aging, I think we'll find it's incredibly obvious it’s not a subtle thing it's just a solvable engineering problem"

@ForePlayPod @PGA Over a year away. Seems like he was voluntold. Why not just be honest about it?

Tiger Woods will NOT be captain for the 2027 Ryder Cup team, according to a statement from the @PGA.

@TMZ Treatment for what? I thought was wasn’t impaired this time?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods is planning an out-of-country treatment due to privacy concerns. tmz.me/RIsb95w

@mensgrill69 This shit can't be real

“This is part of her routine” I would have already been on the green waiting before she pulled the trigger.

@MbarkCherguia Not that unusual except for the chocolate sundae

How does this video make you feel?

@elonmusk It is definitely very agreeable

Major problem

@RiggsBarstool Help for what? He plead not guilty didn’t he?

Happy to see Tiger’s getting some needed help. Glad no one got hurt last week. Hope to see TW healthy & happy soon ❤️

@sarobertsonca And people wonder why this clown can’t get elected

Pierre Poilievre on the Toronto–Quebec City High-Speed Rail Network: "Conservatives oppose the $90b Liberal-Alto train ... a future Conservative government will cancel this $90b boondoggle altogether."

@DrClownPhD Really hope this guy gets norovirus

If you use this guy to promote your restaurant, you’re retаrded.

@SteveWps I agree we are overtaxed but working less to avoid the next tax bracket doesn't leave you with more money overall

You know Canada is in bad shape when they're taxing a tradesmen at 53% income tax, and consider that the top tier. I literally have to work less hours now to try to stay under this threshold and not get my pockets absolutely raped. I love a tax system that punishes those who choose to work long and hard to get ahead.

@eubankslastpen Not a vegatable in the same time zone

How's this cunt got a girlfriend what the fuck

@Kawachungus @XRP2themoon1 @Sean_Zak Honestly some of these takes can't be from actual humans 😂

@XRP2themoon1 @Sean_Zak He crashed dude.

Tiger Woods DUI police report released today: - Woods says he glanced at his phone when car ahead slowed down - Officers observed Woods as lethargic, slow and 'sweating profusely' - two white pills in his pocket (Hydrocodone) - eyes were bloodshot, glassy and 'extremely dilated'

@Sean_Zak How fast was he going to roll his vehicle? Looked like a residential street. Even if he was sober wtf?

@KentMurphy Fans do this without spilling their beers but yeah incredible feat for an MLB player

Jorge Posada catching a ball bare-handed will always be awesome

@rohanpaul_ai @Tesla_Optimus “Access” yeah right

Elon Musk: @Tesla_Optimus will beat any human surgeon in 3 years at scale. - “Don’t go into medical school. ?” - Elon: “Yes. Pointless.” And in 5 years, everyone will have access to medical care thats better than what the presidents receives today

@stelzner_n1150 A better way to become a millionaire would be to just earn more

The disconnect between wealthy people and reality is staggering.