Bitey the dinosaur

@_chase_____ They are probably silently judging you

i love hanging out with my cats :) it’s like hanging with friends except they’re sitting on a high shelf in the corner of the room

@babybeginner We want Bruiser. Reason = We like seeing him loved and happy. It makes us happy.

Would you rather see: A. terrific posts from random people? Or B. random posts from terrific people? I’m trying to get an idea how people want to interact on X. For me, it’s B. I care more about interpersonal relationships even with people I don’t know that well.

@ick_real Life

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

@MitchPls4Real To be fair, since the Mount Doom thing hobbits have had spare time on their hands. Also they know Gandalf if things get rough.

Lowering standards so immigrants and women could make the cut has worked out GREAT. Now the police force is all fats, hobbits and girl cops.

@Theblackfemini3 Labor really is a 14 year old with their parents credit card. Not a care in the world as they indulge in their pet causes.

The Albanese government, via Foreign Minister Penny Wong, gave an additional $50 million in humanitarian aid for Afghanistan on 29 January 2026

@babybeginner They seem to give you a chance to surrender before shooting. I think most police do.

Police fatally sh@@t a woman who kidnapped a child from a Walmart. They shout at the woman to drop the knife but she slashes the child across the face with the weapon. THEN they took her out. Did they wait too long to fire? nypost.com/2026/04/14/us-…

@DailyMail How to say you are cucked without saying you are cucked.

Ord-ahhhh! Labour MP plans to bring adult toys into Parliament as part of a 'summer of sex' as she urges Brits to 'not feel ashamed' in push for lifelong sex education trib.al/7xY5gOT

@Theblackfemini3 @CatholicSOTC They're trying to do that one religion to rule them all crap. I don't think a lot of people are going to go along with it.

@CatholicSOTC Not my pope

Pope Leo: "We should perhaps be a little less fearful of Islam." lifesitenews.com/news/pope-leo-…

@Leo_Puglisi6 "Felt something on my back. Ran screaming down the train in terror. Found out later it was a kitten". Sounds more legit .....

Felt something climbing on my back on the train – turned around and it was a kitten??? 😭

@SurLiott9 @theepicmap This also happens a lot

@theepicmap Because of Crocodiles the size of buses on the beaches, in the sea, in the rivers, in the rock pools, in the mangrove, in the undergrowth.

Why are there basically no major cities on this entire coast of Australia?

@MatthewTalmage @theepicmap Happens all the time

@theepicmap Sea monsters and giant man eating koalas

@Batmanwinskedo1 @kunley_drukpa The city cousins are useful to the government. Victoria has a group now "looking" at each law passed to see how it affects them. I suspect the government pays money to this group and now has a stranglehold on legislation.

Ok, the educated prefer the term 'indigenous' to describe the aborigines. Whilst most are quite nice, as a race they do not do well with alcohol, and the drunkeness always leads to violence. Poverty, mainly due to few getting a decent education, and there is little actual work or industry outside of those lucky enough to be near mining, which means Govt benefits fund the worst of western foods, so obesity and diabetes takes its toll. Australia spends tens of billions per year to achieve this result, with much of the money being spent on maintaining the population in vast regions that really are uninhabitable, but they and everyone else has been sold on this 'connection' to land, so they live disconnected from the rest of the country. Poor schools(which often have single digit attendance rates), nominal health centres, expensive access to fresh food, veggies, milk etc But that covers 'most' of the money, the rest is spent on the city 'indigenous' who are often 'white' in appearance, but hey 4 generations back there is one ancestor, so that's enough for them to jump on the ingenious gravy train, and suck down as much taxpayer benefits as they can. The city indigenous get priority access to schools, Uni, hospitals, but the one thing you can guarantee they will never do is go 'bush' and help the real indigenous. So whilst we can easily critique the rural indigenous, the real scorn should be saved for city cousins who take what they can and do SFA for those who still live in the traditional areas.

BUYING ALCOHOL FOR ABORIGINALS 🇦🇺 Aboriginals really striking in appearance in person when you meet them for the first time. Very distinctive physiognomies, don’t want to call their look archaic but that is closest descriptor I can think of One thing about having these kinds of facial features is that they make the people look much older than they actually are. Was in Alice Springs in Australia, this is ‘major’ outback town in the Northern Territory. They have a lot of ‘abbos’ milling around in groups here, you walk around and they’re all sprawled out on the grass together. Lots of them aren’t really employed and many get some kind of government grant. Very hard not to stare because if you’ve never seen full-blooded aboriginals in real life before (like I hadn’t up until that point) like I say they’re quite distinctive looking Walking around the town, there’s a group of abbos milling in a park. One of the women comes up to me: [In a very strong bogan Australian accent while repeatedly scratching her face] “Ah yeah hey mate how’s it going mate you alright mate hey I couldn’t trouble you for sam help could I?” Was one of first times and I had spoken to an aboriginal before “What do you need?” “Ah yeah mate well see it’s my birthday mate yah know and ah I was just wondering if you could go in the bottle-o for me and grab us a few stubbies yah know” [scratches face again] Because of her very distinctive facial features was finding it difficult to focus on what she was saying, was looking directly into her eyes, couldn’t really take much in… “Why can’t you go in and buy some drinks for yourself?” “Ah yeah naw well we’re not allowed yah see they don’t let us buy alcohol yah see because they think we’re a right load of miscreants ah yeah but you look like a nice bloke could ya go and do it for me?” “They don’t let you buy alcohol” “Yeah they reckon we’ll start causing all kinds of trouble. Nah it’s not right” [scratches her face again] “If you’re not allowed I don’t want to get in trouble myself buying it for you” “Ah come on mate come on please it’s my birthday ah I just want one little drinkie on my birthday mate” “I don’t know…” “Ah come on mate go on come on mate” [jittering] “I’m not sure” “Mate we’re just chilling out a bit at the park on my birthday just want to unwind it’s no harm mate come on help us out mate” [scratches her face again] “It’s really your birthday?” “Yeahhh” “How old are you? You must be 40 or so right?” Thing is here in my head I thought I was really lowballing it - as I say the facial features they have make them look really old. Genuinely could not tell, had no mental model for it. Thought in reality though she must have been anywhere up to about 60. The weathered skin, the nasolabial folds, the brow ridge… “I’m 18 mate” she replies

@YikesSoDumb @DavidWolfe "Ghislaine Maxwell's father, Robert Maxwell, was a media proprietor who founded and ran Pergamon Press, a major academic publishing house that became a staple in American schools and published numerous scientific journals."

The insane asylums of the 1800s were not actual insane asylums. Why were they so massive? A few were the largest buildings on earth at the time upon their completion. Why were there so many of them? They were built to lock up those that knew our actual past until death so that history could be rewritten.

Tell me a crazy conspiracy theory. I don’t mean 9/11 or chem trails. I mean something absolutely unhinged that’ll send you down a rabbit hole for weeks

@jstamby @DavidWolfe

How the Anunaki came to earth to enslave the terrestrial primates to mine gold for them until one of the Anunaki broke the rules and mated with a primate creating Homo sapiens as we know them today. Massive explosion in intelligence, technology etc. Various alien races have been here ever since controlling the fate of humanity.

@AuthorGFAllen I have watched the first season of The Boys. I know how this works.

You get superpowers tomorrow. What’s your first move?

@babybeginner To be truthful it's a bit scary. I feel if you ever came over to my place you may think a homeless person lived there.

I do not feel like I got enough kudos for this. Come on people! I worked hard!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What do you think 🤔🐾

@Oceanbreeze473 Why is she in Australia. It must be money. It is always money.

Meghan Markle makes “unplanned” stop at women’s homeless shelter in Australia. Is she the phoniest person on the planet?

@NatashaCL7 The sorcery of stress ....

Woke up 30 mins before my alarm went off and couldn’t get back to sleep. What sorcery is this? 👀

Human are ______ beings. Fill in the blank.