chase

obsessed with working in a coworking space. i just walked past a meeting room where 5 guys were standing around a white board that just had the word “money” written on it. like BUSINESS is happening here. these are DISRUPTERS

playing catch is the best form of hanging out. no talking, separated by a meadow, the breeze in ur hair, debating when to tell them that u and their mom are getting a divorce, the sound of the ball hitting ur glove, getting dirt cups later to soften the whole divorce thing :)

i saw a video of a sled dog racer saying he always makes sure his dogs are fed before he eats himself. i’ve taken that philosophy and applied it to my house cats. constantly thinking “gotta make sure my team is fed” before i make my own meal

@cosmicgoof sometimes thanksgiving dinner is just a gotta have it sized ice cream

@_chase_____ This is funny but why were you getting coldstone on thanksgiving? Why was coldstone open on thanksgiving?

my sisters and i got coldstone on thanksgiving and as we were leaving my sister goes “happy thanksgiving!” & the worker looked super confused & was like “what did you say??” & my sister was like “happy thanksgiving?” & they were like “oh i thought you said ‘everything scooby’”

@thenextmothman awareness

@_chase_____ was wearing a kurt cobain t-shirt, just said "COBAIN" across the front. Dude came up to me like "oh i thought that said cocaine!!" why tf would it say cocaine 😭

getting to the restaurant when ur group is already seated and having a little understanding with the hostess

an under-discussed aspect of living in a surveillance state is how embarrassing and on edge it makes you. i just crept suspiciously around a police floodlight bc i thought it was a flock camera. i feel like a skittish deer investigating a trail cam :(

i love movies as a storytelling medium bc you can just be like “you know what would make this scene even better? dreams by the cranberries.” you dont get that with a book

sometimes i order regular milk at coffee shops but in the way that im trying to make it easy on them. Like im like oh idgaf yeah just regular milk or whatever. But sometimes I order oat so they know I care about things

if i owned a home i would knock down all the load bearing walls and hold the ceiling up myself. like atlas

i love the concept of horse blinders. like there’s so much scary stuff around u that some guy had to take action & be like “don’t look over there!” just so you wouldn’t freak out

everyone’s talking about the empire state building proposal but nobody’s talking about the times square margaritaville divorce :(

churches are so beautiful. i wish they weren’t so religion / worship based. they should make one where you can go and be foul

as i’ve gotten older cartoon characters wearing the same outfit every day has started making a lot more sense

@albatrosslor why did she literally fucking quote tweet this

@_chase_____ was it nancy mace

i was on the amtrak and a girl was putting her bag on the rack and a container of baked beans fell out onto a girl below her. then later her beans almost fell AGAIN and she apologized and was like “you can drop beans on someone once but NOT twice” and that’s so true actually

anyway support gender affirming care & donate to planned parenthood to try and undo some of the damage this person has caused trans people: plannedparenthood.org

@Jabberwocky415 @yourgodflorence correct. i had to delete “tupperware” bc of character count and all that

@yourgodflorence @_chase_____ Since the tweet says “container” and not “can”, and since there was no mention of the person below getting a concussion, I’m assuming it’s a Tupperware container and not an unopened can of beans.

@douglaschu_ hahahahha

@_chase_____ drop beans on me once, shame on me… drop beans on me twice… won’t get dropped beans on again