Laney Bizzle

Can we talk about how absolutely insane it is to want the name @bizzle while calling the Black person who won't give it to you a "nigger"? This is a textbook example of loving Black culture while hating Black people.

@ArielleOrsuto There's no such thing as a “streaker” who wears pants.

STREAKER! And Washington State’s own Kyle Williams stops him 🤣

@walking_beautyy Tweaked his ankle, he's in the locker room.

STOP talking shit about different NFC teams Seahawks are EXCEPTIONAL Bears are PERSISTENT Rams are RESILIENT Eagles 49ers are CUTTING EDGE

@LizWolfeReason “Childfree” hence: no kids. Point blank. And he's a mother should always be allowed to be with her newborn, which is why both of you should stay home. Easy, peasy. 👍🏿

My assumption would be that weeksold newborns can pretty much *always* stay with the mother––and thus not really count as kids––but...maybe that's different than other people's assumptions.

Not to start A Discourse but I was invited to a child-free wedding on the West Coast in January. It will be 3 wks after I have my baby. Does "child-free wedding" also include very young newborns? Curious about thoughts. Newborns (to my mind) are basically nonexistent.

@RepBrandonGill I see the racism is on full display.

Just a couple decades after 9/11, the leading candidate for NYC mayor is campaigning in Arabic. The humiliation is the point.

@FDSportsbook Well y'all took their ability to cash out away so if Jahmyr Gibbs don't score, run them that $896. 😂

All this bettor needs is a Jahmyr Gibbs TD to turn $10 into $1.7K 😅 They want to know ... should they cash out or let it ride? 🤔 (via IG / alex.cooper22)

@FanDuel Y'all wanna post a statement addressing what the hell is going on with your app?! My bets aren't even showing.

The cameraman during Vladimir Guerrero Jr’s postgame interview was PHENOMENAL 🎥

@QuandaleDingl84 I'm a double-threat. 😫

2 TD lead and Ravens fumble. No reason for the Rams to keep playing Puka Nacua with injury. Fantasy owners cooked, gamblers screwed

@spencerh40 Shady shit that can help my fantasy team and multiple parlays I got going...

Puka nacua coming back is some shady shit man

@StalwartCru @FieldYates He got traded that fast after the injury???????

@FieldYates Looks like the Cardinals are easing Puka Nacua back in Wonder if they’ll feed him the ball soon to spark the offense.

Puka Nacua is on the sidelines and warming up as the second half begins, but he has not yet played on the team's first four offensive snaps of the second half.

@Lakeshow_323 SERIOUSLY?!?

Puka Nacua is back on the sidelines with his helmet on

Back in the day, a rapture could flood the whole Earth. Now all we're getting is Pedro Pascal movies and inflation.

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani This is cringe. 😬

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

@KutterIsKing Only a Sox fan would look at this and make a Yankees Stadium joke. Phillies fans are filth. This is everyday activity at Citizen's Bank Park. 😂

Nice to see Yankee stadium is still a great place to bring the family!

@MTA please handle your shit. Last night, every single transit app (including your own) said that there was Q35 service at the Jacob Riis Park/Bathhouse stop. Yet after 8:30, all of those buses skipped from 149st to 169st. People stranded with their beach gear for hours. WTF!

@IONWNBA @IndianaFever You guys need an app so that I can use my cable password to stream the games when I'm away from home. Every other channel has them.

First bucket of the night for Sophie Cunningham 3⃣ #IONWNBA | @IndianaFever

@KyleHunter @Variety Who hurt you, bro? Seriously, who?

@Variety Then James Gunn should create his own, new character. Don't bastardize someone else's work by injecting some touchy-feely weakness into it. Superman is tough, leave him alone.

James Gunn Wants a Superman Who Has ‘Humanity’ and Is ‘Somebody You Want to Hug’ variety.com/2023/film/news…

@TheMets_Guy @SNYtv @espn You ever try to get into that stadium in time for the first inning? The fact that the seats were even that full shows that folks showed up early.

@SNYtv @espn So many empty seats

Juan Soto comes to the plate for his first at-bat of the night at Yankee Stadium (via @ESPN)

@ArtyMcFlyyy Might not be an overreaction.

Juan Soto is the new Jason Bay. Yes, this is the biggest overreaction in baseball history. #mets

@hancis9 @LADEig I stg this stomach bug news hit the second my cashout went away.

@LADEig Fucked up my parlay !!!! Smfh

Luka clearly not feeling well on the sidelines… 🤒