The Brian also known as Doink

I know it's a bit downmarket these days to point out Trump's crookedness and hypocrisy but MAGA simply cannot stop speedrunning the plot of Animal Farm, becoming everything they claimed to despise about the previous regime, except more so. Like, for four years, a central attack on Joe Biden was that Hunter was trading on the family name. They even launched a congressional investigation, iirc. Now they either say nothing or enthusiastically cheer on the president's kids as they run a cryptocurrency exchange, a bitcoin mining operation, a luxury real estate brand, and a social media company, all of which are getting money from foreign governments and sovereign wealth funds. Here Eric Trump is appearing on TV as an adviser to a company that just won a $24 million Pentagon contract! And Fox Business is like: "way to go, Eric, we're proud of you, you really knocked this one out of the park."

@JimBlanton01 @vrgldh what very specific times of day are we supposed to pray according to our faith?

@vrgldh My question is why aren’t Christian kids pushing just as hard for special times to pray and gather too? Guys, the squeaky wheel gets greased first. So start squeaking. God bless! 🇺🇸

Overton High School in Nashville changes its entire bell schedule to work around Muslim students being able to pray during Ramadan.

@JimBlanton01 @JorjMcKie_BuSab @vrgldh every state I've lived and worked in (in education) and as a parent have had Good Friday off of school (including this year). Is there some mass corporate greed surrounding Good Friday I wasn't aware of?

@JorjMcKie_BuSab @vrgldh Let’s be honest though, the only reason we get those is corporate greed for Santa and Easter bunny spending… A lot of schools and businesses won’t even hardly mention anything more specific than “happy holidays…”

@JoyanneHawkins thank you — I know you've posted/experimented with this in the past, did the local/maps rankings also jump for the new URL? or mostly stay the same?

@brian_valentin Not multi-location - and yes - we just changed the landing page to an interior page instead of the homepage and this was the organic result.

Diversity Update continues to impact organic ranking.... This client was struggling with organic ranking on the homepage starting to decline a month or so ago - we noticed that they were using the homepage for their GBP landing page - so we changed the GBP landing page to a different URL... Homepage rankings bounced back fairly quickly after the change...

@stevemagness Well crap... Both of mine suck 😭

For health and longevity, your mile time is more important than your VO2max.

@FinalCutTile @RobSchneider Notice it's always the ones who never bothered to serve and are outside draft age who seem to be all for it, especially during wartime?

@RobSchneider As a veteran, no. No more wars for Israel at the cost of American youth. Also, fuck you.

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

Despite pushing Senators to limit mail-in ballots, President Trump voted by mail for Tuesday’s special election in Palm Beach County.

@JoyanneHawkins does it already have the algo updates as a setting or is that your annotations?

If you don't already use the Advanced GSC Visualizer Chrome extension, it is quickly becoming my favorite tool for analyzing the impact of algorithm updates.

And yet, without photo ID, our elections have been remarkably fraud-free. This fixation on a non-problem is weird and wasteful.

@PeterLucier This line alone probably got her invite revoked: "Grant chose to obey the law, not the commander in chief, establishing that in peacetime, congressional authority takes precedence."

Dr. Schake, one of the most respected and genuinely liked scholars in national security, was scheduled to give a talk at the Air War College on civ-mil relations. She was uninvited. This is the talk she would have given. Gift link theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/…

@Vigilanthony73 @TradeWithKori @Vigilanthony73 has been hacked

@atrupar you know what would show some guts? @kilmeade's kids signing up for military service. I get it that Brian is too old at 61, but his kids are prime age for service. I hope he's encouraging them to serve their country and "show some guts" at this critical time.

Brian Kilmeade this morning to oil tanker captains: "If you want to diminish the Iranian threat, if you want to make sure this ends with complete Iran capitulation, show some guts and go through that Strait."

@YeYowYa @DavidAFrench why is it shocking for a school to be situated so close to a military facility? We have public schools and DoDEA schools on installations throughout the country — it's not unheard of to have schools in close proximity to military sites.

@DavidAFrench You don’t honestly believe any of these death total reports coming out of Iran? I admit one child is too much. But this building also seemed attached to a military facility.

We absolutely need to know if this was an American strike. It's looking increasingly like it was, and if so it will be one of the worst individual incidents of civilian deaths in a generation or more.

@McCainJack I got to shake your dad's hand on board the USNS Comfort during 9/11 — one of the few highlights of that time

@lilyraynyc what is "who/what/when" content?

Wow, the Jan 21 unconfirmed update was a bloodbath, and impacted sites are still dropping to this day This is another one in the marketing space; lots of AI-assisted content, self-promotional listicles, who/what/when content, etc. I think Google is getting better at detecting it

@Theurb @kylegriffin1 She's been on his show before, I'm sure he would have her on again: youtube.com/watch?v=oy4Y74…

@kylegriffin1 Why didn’t Stephen want to have Talarico’s opponent on his show?

Stephen Colbert says he was told by CBS lawyers "in no uncertain terms" that he could not have Texas State Rep. James Talarico on his program. "Then I was told, in some uncertain terms, that not only could I not have him on, I could not mention me not having him on. And because my network clearly doesn't want us to talk about this, let's talk about this." nytimes.com/2026/02/17/art…

@abrahamendieta @AMVergaraG Is/was her son here illegally or somehow overstayed his visa?

La persona del video es la congresista @AMVergaraG, y no la famosa actriz y modelo de TV colombiana con el mismo nombre, que está recibiendo muchas menciones injustas, y que es absolutamente ajena a la polémica.

Angela Vergara, trumpista colombiana, congresista de extrema derecha, celebraba cuando el ICE detenía en EEUU a sus propios compatriotas. Pero hace 18 días, el ICE secuestró a su hijo, y hoy ya no le parece divertida la crueldad que tanto aplaudió.

@Larsskou @jared_shult @RpsAgainstTrump Read his other posts -- he's being sarcastic/mocking MAGA

@jared_shult @RpsAgainstTrump So... Your point is that radical, left comnunists have a lot more decent values than yourself? I tend to agree with you on that one. Your values seem ridiculously un-American.

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! SHE IS A RADICAL LEFT COMMUNIST!!!

@travisakers @JimmyPatronis Snowflakes

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