Michael Loafman 🐬🏈🇨🇦

@MidwestGolfJake And if he didn’t have a pee pee he would be playing in the LPGA.

If this was a 14 year old amateur, he'd be penalized for taking this long to hit a shot.

@whoinvitedjon @imaginet Hi Jono the wonder shit. If you even used on % of your pee brain you would have figured it out. But instead you brought your uneducated ass here and get called out for it.

@imaginet People who speak like this have nothing to add. Learn some respect for people Bob.

Butter was on sale for half price at Costco, but it said limit of 50 per customer. Who the hell is buying 50 lbs of butter?!

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup You are the epitome of stuck in your ways and it’s embarrassing. Keep thinking your country is the best. I’m sure everyone is very jealous of what is going on right now in what is quickly becoming the land of the not free.

How emotional do Canadians get? Emotional enough to send me 2 replies. But the one thing I will agree with you is the point about the no kings lol 🤝. But no every country is jealous the USA is the best and we know we are everyone else hates that. And what I said was facts the United States is the most important country to western civilization. You may not think that's a fact but that doesn't mean you are correct.

@DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Were the globe trotters embarrassing to basketball??

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup It’s truly amazing at in all those words not on fact is true. I bet you sit to pee while dreaming of meeting the Head Cheeto in charge.

USA is actually the best country in the world and Canada wouldn't be what it is without it it's common knowledge that you refuse yet somehow I'm the stupid one. And no I don't think Canada will be a future state but it's funny how emotional you Canadians get. The rest of the world makes fun of the best country because they are jealous that's usually what happens when you are at the top. It's not like when people make fun of Canada who are far from the top.

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup oh you are one of those. Future state??? are you really that stupid? Fuckinhell your country is a joke with the fat Cheeto at the top. No wonder the rest of the world makes fun of you inbreed fucktards.

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup You got emotional quite fast. And you did lose the point because there is no 99¢ slice. So somehow I'm the stupid one when you quite literally didn't understand what I was saying. You say "stupid American" as in insult but reality is Canada's just a future state.

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup blah blah blah. ya boring.

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup What level of the gay spectrum are you on?

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup What level of the spectrum are you on?

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Have a question for you. How long have you been gay?

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup “You lost the point” lmfao imagine a stupid American thinking they have the education to tell me that the I’ve lost the point. God your country is full of a fucking bunch of mouth brep, cock sucking losers. Make sure Donny the Cheeto cleans his micro dick before you slide it in

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Use Google for what? You lost the point. And you got emotional. Common theme for Canadians.

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Again you already used that one. Is momma lil fucktard getting cranky?

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup I’m going to keep asking until you tell me phaggot.

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Awww man do better. You already used that one. Trolls used to be better at this.

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup How long have you been gay?

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Oh man. You come up with that on your own or while daddy was pounding you from behind?

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Bro is obsessed with cocks. How long have you been gay?

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Use google next or some other form of AI as we see with your “Merica” education, just how stupid you are.

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Coming from a Canadian is hilarious. Cock and no fun is literally in their constitution. And .99 a slice? Where? 😂

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Well we all know as a Mets fan you love cock and no fun so we get it. Stick to you .99 slice ya fucktard

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Go have fun watching TikTok dances in person.

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup wow. did your lil cock brain come up with that on our own?

@bubba5774 @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Sus

@ChrisJonesFL @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Sorry we couldn’t hear you with that cock in your mouth.

@AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup Were the Globetrotters shaking their asses like phaggots?

@_MetsMetrics @AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup And thank God, no one pays you for your fucking thoughts

@AaronJFentress @DanClarkSports @Mrstanleycup I think they are much more impressive

@DanClarkSports Did you say the same thing about the Harlem Globetrotters in basketball you fucking moron.

Pathetic and embarrassing to baseball.

@Jason_Teal @ashtheattorney Yet your loser self tried to white knight me. Clown.

@bubba5774 @ashtheattorney Mhmm. You're of no consequence, scooter.

The Masters at Augusta National does not need Waste Management Open antics. This was a miss.

@Jason_Teal @ashtheattorney Awww here comes grandpa fucktard with his useless words of wisdom. Hey fuckstick grow up goof.

@bubba5774 @ashtheattorney Growing up is exactly what we're at talking about, while you're 12-year-old ass is over here talking about sucking things. Dipshit.