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“I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross”

@MayorFrey It’s so depressing to come to this tweet and see all of the fucking morons trying to clap back at you. Thank you for standing strong for the city of Minneapolis.

I am aware of a shooting involving an ICE agent at 34th Street & Portland. The presence of federal immigration enforcement agents is causing chaos in our city. We’re demanding ICE to leave the city immediately. We stand rock solid with our immigrant and refugee communities.

Another year goes by.. Another year without the Sprout Snoozeathon.

@Weezer Made this picture yesterday (on the 29th anniversary of the release of Pinkerton!) to announce the adoption of our new cat (also named Pinkerton)

Man, this is the first year that I really couldn’t GAF about Spayathon. 🥺

Annual tweet about me missing the sprout snoozeathon

When your best friend knows your type to a T @emilyramsey

My life would be 10x better if I knew how to fold a fitted sheet properly.

I want a virtual reality game where it’s just my life, but 20x less stressful.

I just wish people were nicer to pigeons.

@hulu why aren’t you guys called boolu during October?

Waiting for the rope drop at Joann Fabrics.

You’d think, as a vet tech, I’d know that Erythritol = Xylitol, but apparently that isn’t the case. Never make and drink a pitcher of lemonade sweetened with Erythritol.

POURING ONE OUT FOR A REAL ONE (rip maggie smith)

My autobiography will be titled “Kissing Rabies Vectors.” It will be a short story.

I only message the guy from Carnegie accordion on holidays.

I’m asking the hard hitting questions out here

It is my right as an American citizen to be able to spend thousands of dollars on gashapon

This past week I: won an all expenses paid trip to Lollapalooza, couldn’t take said trip to Lollapalooza, and then my cat died.

The big thing we’ve all latched onto about #anthrocon is Dave. Bring back Dave.