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@KILLTOPARTY Expecting a woman to have sex with you after a couple of dates makes finding a woman worth wifing very unlikely.

I love her

@Mankosmash @KILLTOPARTY Your odds of finding a woman worth wifing are absurdly low if you dump them by the third date. Horrible approach.

I thought she meant she was śtúṕíd. Yeah, as a guy, if a chick won't put out by date 3 I would drop her as a rule. Because it indicates a lack of interest on her part & ain't nobody but a simp got time for that. I only ever made 2 exceptions. Crazy BPD ex bc she was a virgin & this other chick because I thought she was high value & hot & she paid on the 1st date & when I told her my policy she made out with me then said "now you can't say I'm not interested". 🤷🏻

@FCBayernEN Goretzka in the background lol

The reactions say it all 🫢

@blazedouble2 Absolut krank wenn das stimmt. Risk-reward bei Eichhorn ist so ein no-brainer.

Pleite Club FC Bayern ist ein Paket aus 12M Ablöse, mit jährlichem Gehalt für ca. 5M auf 5 Jahre für das größte deutsche Mittelfeldtalent zu teuer, aber das gleiche für 1 Jahr Jackson zahlen geht. Wir sind finished.

@iMiaSanMia This is art.

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@KILLTOPARTY Honestly he probably isnt the problem. She is.

Why is he not good enough?

@nicksortor Know your audience. Japanese PM isnt going to find that funny. Dude is a moron.

🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥

@PSGINT_ This is just cheating at this point.

🚨Lens are "not totally closed" to the idea of having their game against PSG postponed, in order to aid the latter's preparations for their Champions League quarter-final tie against Liverpool

@Lord_NicolasX Stimmt, jeder, dem es wichtiger ist, dass Mädchen und Frauen im Land nicht massenvergewaltigt werden, als dass man nicht als Rassist verunglimpft wird....ist natürlich ein Nazi.

Ne alles cool und normal 34% wählen hier Nazis

@jaroprv Lol stop

Official: Christian Dingert to referee Bayern vs Real Madrid in the Champions League first leg (April 7 or 8). Szymon Marciniak to referee Bayern vs Real Madrid in the Champions League second leg (April 14 or 15).

@iMiaSanMia @BILD Would be key for us if he can be fit foe the return leg at the allianz at the very least. We will be dominating the game and real will play on the counter.

Alphonso Davies made progress in his rehab today. The left-back was able to train with the ball for the first time since suffering a hamstring strain. He completed a 40-minute session including runs through slalom poles, passing drills, and light dribbling [@BILD]

@vcatalina96 Makes. Winning this saturday all the more important too.

April is gonna be tough for Bayern 🏵️ Freiburg ✈️ 🆑 Real Madrid ✈️ 🏵️ St. Pauli ✈️ 🆑 Real Madrid 🏠 🏵️ Stuttgart 🏠 🏆 Leverkusen ✈️ 🏵️ Mainz ✈️ 3 competitions, 7 games, 5 away games.

@oerki_1900 @FCBayern Würde 1000 zahlen.

Ist das krank @FCBayern

@SebMinga Abschaffen ist Unsinn. Aber wie er implementiert wird ist dumm.

VAR. ABSCHAFFEN.

@spielertrainer_ Würde 1000+ bezahlen.

Die Preise sind schon extrem knackig…

@steber1904 Urbig ist absolut top. Werdet ihr sehen.

Die Nominierung von Urbig ist ein Schlag in die Fresse von jeden deutschen Stammkeeper der 1 und 2 Liga. Es zählt also nicht mehr das Leistungsprinzip über einen längeren Zeitraum sondern nur noch die Vereinszugehörigkeit. Gute Nacht #DFB #S04

@FcBayern0017 Alter ich würde 1000 bezahlen.

200€ (?!!!) für Kategorie 1 gegen Real? Sorry aber WAS?

@KickbaseKing Urbig ist top. Ihr werdet sehen.

Sorry, aber das ist einfach lächerlich Der Mann hat 8 Einsätze. 8!!! Würde er nicht bei Bayern spielen wäre er niemals im kreis der Natio Dazu heißt das ja, dass entweder Nübel oder Atubolu nicht nominiert werden. An deren Stelle würde ich mir ja komplett verarscht vorkommen

@iMiaSanMia @AranchaMOBILE Eh. Changes nothing.

Real Madrid goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois will be out for a month and a half, which would see him miss both games against Bayern [@AranchaMOBILE]

@iMiaSanMia Everybody glazing us too much. Gotta remember what Vincent says: "you're not a good as you think you are."

Marten de Roon (Atalanta): "We have a lot to learn from this team. We tried to press them at home and that didn’t work, so today we sat deeper, and they still scored four goals. We played against a truly extraordinary opponent. Italian teams have much to learn from these sides, in their movements and their pace. We are too static, too tactical, and even the referees in Europe let play flow much better without stopping and starting all the time. Today, Kane was playing as a striker, a right-back and a left-back at different times. You have to run so much to keep up. I think Bayern Munich are the favourites to win the Champions League, they impressed me so much tonight, and that was without Musiala, Olise and Kimmich. We’ve got to be as humble as they are" [Prime video Italia via @footballitalia]