Ferdinand “The Rump” Crump

2 lesbian chicks are all over eachother next to me, thinking of asking to join

Only thing on my mind is boobs and butt

@DickHugh71626 Because they think that the beautiful white women they obsess over like it

Why are indians so obsessed with being “bad boys”

@2beers2hungover You didn’t mute your mic lmao

I’m peeing rn but no one in the space knows

@hazardpounder Crash yo whip

What should I do for 900

@girl08022006 Step foot in my city and you’ll leave in a box

Just got invited to a motion party in Raleigh on October 6 😭😭I used to pray for times like this

@kittyy4pres Holy goyslop

HERE ARE MY CLASSES: - russian politics, society, and war - war and security - fear and politics - major issues in western political thought from machiavelli to rousseau - emergence of the modern middle east - cybersecurity policy THIS IS A VERY ME SCHEDULE I AM EXCITED.

@girl08022006 Go to bed

We’re all gay and like boys now

I love how the beev has shifted to shitting on people who post randoms with #shrink or #nuke but as soon as Fiji is involved everyone rides with the original post. So glad to see that Fiji are chuds nationally, brings a smile to my face

My roommate has black mold in his shower because he thought that it cleaned itself 🫩

There are so many fat black women in my Instagram feed someone pinch me

@padegenerate @Emawnish Isn’t that what we did to governments in the 60s?

@Emawnish Just watching infiltration happen in real time

@buffsandregrets Ebt card

Me to the whales that live upstairs

What a dream that must have been, snow falling everywhere in Paris!

Next girl that does me wrong is gonna be missing the cord to her air fryer and the platter in her microwave

Holy jumpscare

@girl08022006 The fish flops served me well but there comes a time when we must grow up

@crumpinit Wow

Changing of the guard

I’d be too busy shitting to notice the tomfoolery happening next to me #ReleasetheHawkTiniFiles