Forgot to do laundry and am stuck wearing a medium sized shirt hugging me in all the wrong places
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Ferdinand “The Rump™” Crump
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Ferdinand “The Rump™” Crump
@crumpinit
Wolfpack ‘76 | DUI haver | IFC sleeper agent | Butt licker | ΚΑΨ president | 1x DMCA strike recipient
Da liquor sto Katılım Kasım 2025
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@lesgoldschnitz Got drunk one night and came up with a shitty list of burner names, ran them bracket style against one another and landed on this
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@SpecialEdmund @squeezyanita To my wife, who I love dearly, I do not know this woman at all
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@squeezyanita Found your tshirt @crumpinit
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Taking a nap in ex husband’s tshirt to just feel something
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@SpecialEdmund My dog makes withdrawals all the time
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A toilet is just a bank for your poop, except you can only make deposits and never withdraw from your account.
GIF
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@hazardpounder There’s no way you hit this on a consistent basis and if you do, please go outside Dave
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Hard to beat the feeling of drinking on a night you normally don’t #unemployed
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@LowCountryUly There’s 2 real very real possibilities, they either don’t know what lank actually means, or they are too scared to actually say the n word
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What the fuck are we supposed to be letting you know, nigga? Dudes just put lank after every tweet like it's a magic sermon for views #FuckU
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@OlukaiBandit @makonattack Thank you Bandit I hoped someone would recognize it
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@makonattack Unlimited rapes but no rapists or rapists, unlimited rapists, but no rapists
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@crumpinit Now the question is can you be a rapist and have no rapes?
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Portland could get hit with a nuke and nobody would bat an eye
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@hazardpounder You threatened to take my life and break into my house man
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@crumpinit “Proof” No one believes you dude I would never threaten anyone anywhere let alone on Instagram
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@hazardpounder God I wish I had proof but we bugged my Instagram with asking so many questions to the ai so now the gc won’t load 😭
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@crumpinit I would never do anything of the sort.
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Proud to say I trained an AI to respond with a domestic violence hotline every time @hazardpounder asks a question
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Being a piss major at the college of stream is crazy bc why is my final peeing down the throat of Dr. Hog
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