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@ruthlesscapalot @Prieltheehottie boy goodbye

@damasterki @Prieltheehottie No he did not 😂😂😂

I kinda wish Megan didn’t do that

the first red flag😬

@Lush_Beauty1 🙂

Being an introvert with a bubbly personality really confuses people

@orleansway HAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@awkblksquirrel @TrendshiftTea I FORGOT THAT

@TrendshiftTea Be useless to men. George Lopez cheated on his wife that gave him a kidney

Megan did all this just to be cheated on?😹😂🙌being lazy can actually save you a lot

@VenusianAlchemy @talleyberrybaby SEND ME THE VAS DEFERENS! THE WHOLE HIGHWAY!

@talleyberrybaby I want both his Achilles, scrotum and esophagus in my mailbox. Overnight!

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

LADIES! that man that know your body? DONT REACT! BE STRONG! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

@muheediva01 idk college?😭

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

@versacemeg every time

rediscovered nair, smooth asf ‘round this mf

@kaaego @MegansStats THAT’S WHY HE BAD W A BALL NOW

@MegansStats how the hell do you cheat on MEGAN THEE STALLION??? Meg deserves so much better. Klay really fumbled BADLY!

Megan Thee Stallion via IG story.

@MegansStats I CANT ROOT FOR SHIT NOT SHIT FUCKING NOTHING

@mopheadmani @LoDxne @DreamDollIce ykwtfgo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@LoDxne @DreamDollIce i definitely played in them ppl theater

yall bout to play in them ppl theater 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i hate that my man sleep diagonal, we be in this mf cuddled up like a trapezoid

when black boys are boys they are called men when they are men they are called boys …idk stressed as a momma to a black baby boy

@O_h_G_o_s_h @suchnerve deadass and dropping my current location like shit🧍🏽‍♀️

@suchnerve thank you for stopping before you got to my social security number

“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?

@kinda_xavier @FUCCl LMFAOOOO, thank you for telling me

@damasterki @FUCCl she’s not innit european she’s hinga dinga durgen european but they tussle too lol

Zara wouldn’t have let Ice Spice fight by herself lmao.

@AkadeBemsen yes i did nawt gaf

Have a nigga ever told yo MAMA on you? Shit was beyond me 😹