David JS

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David JS

David JS

@dejasday

Se unió Ekim 2017
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David JS
David JS@dejasday·
@JohnCleese I suppose eventually you will join or be exterminated.
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Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
Describe Trump in one word only! 👇👇👇
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Elizabeth❣️@WorkElizab·
How many points do you have left?
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David JS@dejasday·
@Martina Things have really gone downhill in the West unfortunately.
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@TansuYegen This is scary, but he needs better shoes anyway.
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Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
Robot that absolutely won't forgive illegal parking in China😊
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Annie@AnnieForTruth·
🙄🤣😂
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David JS@dejasday·
@difficultpatty I thought that nobody had indented their paragraphs since the last millennium.
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your other mom@difficultpatty·
Spent two hours grading essays. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY INDENT YOUR PARAGRAPHS.
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David JS@dejasday·
@WorkElizab Yes and it's annoying that you can't buy a manual ev.
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@Independent I'm thinking yes, but she was good at rowing, so maybe she's right.
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David JS@dejasday·
@TansuYegen Always carry a fox in your van for this kind of emergency.
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Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
Late for work, the excuse was too weird to sound real...
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The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow·
Elon Musk: …Eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun. It's gradually expanding, we do at some point have to be a multi-planetary civilization because Earth will be incinerated… @Acyn (2025)
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Elizabeth❣️@WorkElizab·
I Found These At My Grandma's House And Have No Idea What They Are💬 ⬇️
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David JS@dejasday·
@DrNeilStone When the umbrella was invented were concerns ignored that its use might prevent rain because that would have been unfortunate.
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David JS@dejasday·
@WorkElizab I love tech stuff and you'd probably get good stuff for that much.
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David JS@dejasday·
@Martina In the UK you can marry your half-sibling because you probably wouldn't even know, with men donating sperm and fathering a couple of hundred children.
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David JS@dejasday·
@JohnCleese Doesn't it have any positive effects on people at all
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David JS@dejasday·
@marewho12 Wouldn't they have ... Of course not, it's too funny to imagine the look on his face after you are long dead.
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Mare@marewho12·
I could see that! 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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