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@difficultpatty

Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw

Katılım Aralık 2019
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your other mom@difficultpatty·
I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.
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Happy Star Track day to all who celebrate.
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@pennyjane799 We just go when we can. It’s usually every other week, or so. We share a piece and he takes the rest home. Between the two of us we don’t even eat half and then he munches on the rest throughout the week.
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My 21yo son found this cute little cafe that makes ridiculous cakes and our goal is to try every cake and rank them. Here’s the new #3 of the 5 we’ve tried, so far. Lemon blueberry.
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
The best Mac n cheese I've ever had in my life.
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I'm mad at my husband. Time to turn the toilet paper the wrong way.
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KS@KES537·
I just want some cheese and quiet.
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My 21yo son found this cute little cafe that makes ridiculous cakes and our goal is to try every cake and rank them. Here’s the #1 cake (so far). It weighs 1.4lbs. Chocolate peanut butter whipped cream cake. 5 people shared one piece.
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Cecil Halford@Mimosa48·
@difficultpatty I don't believe a word of this post. Mainly, because you DO NOT have a 21 year-old son.🙃
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Sweet Momissa
Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa·
This place is what you make it… if you’re fun, then it’s fun. If you’re not well, there’s your answer.
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Heather Cofer
Heather Cofer@HeatherACofer·
I posted about my exact same one a few months ago. We had one in the house all growing up, and when I got married I missed it terribly every time I did dishes. A couple of years later I spotted a Pampered Chef booth, and made a beeline to ask if they still sold these, telling her about growing up with one. She said that sadly they didn’t. Then she paused and said, “Hold on a sec!” She ran behind the table to retrieve something. “This one is our display on. It’s used, but if you’d like it you can have it!” I thanked her profusely, and walked away so happy. Twelve years later, and it’s still going strong. x.com/HeatherACofer/…
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This little piece of Pampered Chef plastic is older than my adult children. And still working.
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Me: Thanks for polishing my mouth bones! Dentist: It’s called a teeth cleaning.
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your other mom@difficultpatty·
What’s worse than going to the dentist? When the dentist’s office is blasting country music.
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My 21yo son found this cute little cafe that makes ridiculous cakes and our goal is to try every cake and rank them. Here’s today’s cake: cookies and cream. My rank: #3 His: #2 We weighed it. Almost 2lbs.
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