your other mom

I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.

I (mostly) put this on my teacher wishlist, but you guys came through! Thank you Twitter friends!

It's that time of year! If anyone is feeling charitable, this teacher would love to be the recipient of those feelings! :-) amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

Nothing matters. Wear white pants while on your period.

@FredTaming Fair.

@difficultpatty theyd talk about it for literal days after

If I quietly pass away during this professional development it might liven things up.

Perimenopause is cool because my normal day 2 period is now my day 4 period and up is sideways and down is backwards and Twitter doesn't recognize the word "perimenopause" as an actual not misspelled word.

@LoneStarAvenge1 Local shops where I live.

@difficultpatty And what shops are they from?

My sister and I did a sandwich taste-off today. Three Italian sandwiches from three different shops to see who had the best one. Today was glorious.

@salsa_pete Middle one!

@difficultpatty You’re not gonna tell us the shops or which one was the best? WTF

@hunkybloodydory ❤️❤️❤️

I said goodbye to Lilly today, but you'll never leave me. The coolest dork I've ever known. Fearless, brilliant and the biggest heart. She would love it if you watched Don't Hug Me I'm Scared or read Homestuck or listened to Stray Kids. I love you forever my darling one ❤️

@courtneyknill Middle, bottom, top

@difficultpatty rankings and results?

@Not_End_User Top lost BIG TIME

@difficultpatty If you could get middle middle and bottom bread, that would be clear winner, but maybe top wins

@mike_j_jay Correct.

@difficultpatty Looks it. The bottom one was probably 2nd. That top one the meat is cut too thick.

@small_meeps @agentles29 The bread, the ratio of meat to bread and the smoky flavor of the meats.

@difficultpatty @agentles29 Can I ask what specifically made it stand out? Specifically texture wise I'm very curious about texture

@anondeguerre It did.

@difficultpatty I bet the one on Dutch cracked bread won.

@shrikex0r Correct.

@difficultpatty Based solely on looks I’m guessing the ranking was: #1: middle #2: bottom #3: top

@gr8fuljon Yup.

@difficultpatty top one is an abomination 🥴

@MrInvigorator Right?! It was awful.

@difficultpatty I know which one lost lol. Wtf is that first 1

@tynancials Yes

@difficultpatty Dutch crunch one has to be the winner, right?

@whiskabeest Top one BY FAR

@difficultpatty okay but which one was in last place

@Jadore_Jamila It’s Dutch crunch.

the middle one looks great! why does the bread look cheetah print?

@cpsemple Middle one won.

@difficultpatty Did the bottom one win? It looks like the best one.