your other mom

I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.

@OofOsaurusMex Good plan.

@difficultpatty I tried this and my dad is still an alcoholic deadbeat. I’ll try two hot dogs tomorrow

There’s nothing a Costco hotdog can’t fix.

@pantless_papple I bet it would make you feel better about the broken window!!!

@difficultpatty Can it fix my broken window Patty? Can it?

@BroetLaureate77 I want to do this.

@difficultpatty I wonder what would happen if you folded a Costco slice New York style and put a Costco hot dog inside of it.

Went to the dump today. Thought of you.

Women do this cute little thing where they know they’re gonna eat their favorite sandwich on Saturday and then start thinking about it on Wednesday.

@HadenReynolds @Camel_Crushin Guilty as charged.

@Camel_Crushin @difficultpatty

Who needs TikTok when we can monitor our Amazon orders arriving?

@boilermakerkev @mrmikeMTL @lasagnaonabeach x.com/lasagnaonabeac…

@difficultpatty @mrmikeMTL @lasagnaonabeach Funny…I don’t recall any HBD from Maria the other day…does Emily know about this?

Are you still friends with your high school best friend?

@sweetmomissa You had me at ibuprofen.

Oh to be a bird in a tree chirping happily and not a human who needs ibuprofen and a nap.

@kyleadtech Why?

@difficultpatty I find that hard to believe.

I’m skeptical of people who think baseball is boring.

@mike_w0906 Why?

@difficultpatty I love baseball but hate the WBC.

@RaphTurtle666 Woot!

@difficultpatty Final tonight, WBC, go USA!

@senagles @LONTDC1 Hahaha! Love that!

@difficultpatty @LONTDC1 I have a t-shirt that's says: It's ok if you think baseball is boring. It's kind of a smart-person sport.

@KevinaFaga Good work.

@difficultpatty I just showed this tweet to my husband and gave him some side eye. And reminded him the game starts at 7.

@HadenReynolds AMEN!

@difficultpatty Duane Kuiper calling a game is a work of art. "Is he mad at himself for that called third strike, or mad that it wasn't challenged?...............LINE DRIVE BASE HIT RIGHT FIELD

@KenCook_KC I love scoring a game! I once scored a 14 inning game that went to 1:30am. So fun!

Used to score games like this in Fenway park during the 1970s. They would sell these, with a pencil, for about 50 cents. Doing this really makes you pay attention to the game and in doing so, you start picking up on the nuances of the sport. We lost something when we stopped doing this.

@Geomodman Yes!

@difficultpatty The great thing about baseball is that fans & families watch/follow all year, season after season, and talk about the game with each other. The postseason comes, and every pitch becomes vital. The drama builds, and if your team is in the hunt, nothing is better in sports.