Deshift

people say “chop wood carry water” because it's a nice, safe, airy metaphor, completely ungrounded in reality people don't say “do dishes fold laundry” because that's actually real. it's brutal

Does anyone know when WWI will be over so we can get rid of the temporary federal income tax? Asking for a friend

Everyone ignore the ships with these BS viruses on them and put all your attention on the Disney ship that had 27 employees arrested for child pornography.

we ACTUALLY got the oppressor mk2 before GTA 6. Polish engineer Tomasz Patan built the Volonaut Airbike. it hits 124 mph, runs on jet propulsion, has no propellers, and weighs less than your dog. pretty fucking sick.

If you grew up in the '90s or '00s you were constantly hearing about it since grade school. They had us sit in assemblies in middle & high school telling us we all needed to go to college and corralling us to apply, or else we'd never find work. This is insane revisionism:

LMAOOOO

I'm not joking when I say that we will see a video game crash a thousand times worse then the one in 1983

I believe CPS has a connection with human trafficking

Arabs are so oversensative regarding their "culture" but the moment you mention their colonial conquest and how they stole most of it they start seething

Nazis made super fast UFOs that could hit Mach 2 before anybody else and at the end of the war they used U-boats and UFOs to go to secret underground ice bases in Antarctica and on the dark side of the moon. They might come back and help soon. Also lots of Vril.

@Scratch_Point_Z You're a literal retard if you believe this lmfao

According to the recently released UFO files, on January 12, 1994 a cat girl entity was encountered by U.S. army reconnaissance patrol at the Nevada Test and Training Range. The cat girl called herself N-7, stated she was not from this world, & assured the soldiers she meant no harm. She's described as having gray-silver eyes, silver-blonde hair, no observable body hair, with cat ears & a tail. She was detained for a short time & medically examined, where it was discovered she had no internal reproductive organs detected with ultrasound, blood analysis showing unknown bio-chemistry, & her DNA did not match any terrestrial being. N-7 was then released back into the desert where they found her...presumably to return to the world of cat girls until humanity can get their act together.

@tuuu28283 I call everyone brother. We're all brothers and sisters on earth.

アメリカの兄弟達 急に知らない日本人に Hey brother, can I ask you something? と言われたら嫌な気する？それとも兄弟呼びは誰に言われても嫌な気にならない？？

every school should have a "fix-it lab" where students learn to repair their clothes, bikes and electronics. we should grow up knowing that not everything is disposable, that care and repair are part of living well on this planet.

eating out anywhere that’s not fine dining or farm to table has become a humiliation ritual here’s your sysco slop plate topped with a yuzu ponzu sauce it’s going to be $35

When I was researching nazi ufo’s in the eighties and nineties, I compiled these two binders with all the documents I collected. Guess what was one of them? Goes to show the US government didn’t release anything new.

@UpdatingOnRome @LeadingReport He had sex with a rat

@LeadingReport Be real with me now. Did he have sex with the birds?

“Patient Zero” in the cruise ship hantavirus outbreak has been identified as ornithologist Leo Schilperoord, whose passion for birds led him to a landfill in Argentina to observe birds that may have cost him his life.

Browsing /x/ to learn what my opinion is about the UFO disclosure.

BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️‼️: We are waging WAR on Philadelphia!