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I could download Hinge and keep it on my phone for 100 years and come back to zero matches

@naturehealyou 👋

some people are born to like this feeling

The average unemployed attractive female college sophomore lives the life of a wildly successful 55 year old man after 40 years of hard work.

PSA: when you wake up, reach for your phone immediately. Do NOT scroll Instagram reels. Send a good morning message. Not to your girlfriend, to Claude. That way, you can start the clock for your 5 hour Claude Code usage limit while you freshen up and head to the office. At noon, the 5 hour window would have passed and the usage limit would reset. Then you can generate more shareholder value.

how life feels when nobody knows where you are

Getting in shape is a spiritual process that’s disguised as a physical one.

How men feel when they go out fishing on a saturday is the same as how women feel when they stand in line for an hour for yogurt. It's a meditative state. The end result is not really the point. You are just removing yourself from the time constraints you have to adhere to rigorously during the workweek.

@The_Jellie_Man I’d rather trade useless filler for better items too. Skins need work too

Battle Passes would be so much cooler if they weren't limited to 8 skins

@fuji_yu_f Ultimate butterface

took a lyft in philly yesterday and no joke the driver generated an AI pop song about me and him - both of us by name - hanging out on a drive together

@NSuperGamerGuy @Fortnite 1000 people laid off

@Fortnite It was fun when this mode use to have actual care and attention put into it. We use to get really awesome key art for the first four seasons, an actual trailer to promote the seasons, visuals showing off what the skins would be for the OG Pass. Now it's just complete ass 💀

The future is almost here… OG Season 9. June 25.

@ScyanYT Droid tycoon inspired this season

FORTNITE BR HAS 1.2 MILLION PLAYERS😭💖 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FORTNITE BE FORTNITE. NOT METAVERSE SLOP NONSENSE... GAME ACTUALLY DOES WELL! Revived the Storyline, Listened to community, Revived Battle Royale. Now u are getting rewarded for it 💖BASED

You have no idea how fucking good things were before Obama

urinals are so interesting like wow we all have our dicks out okay cool

@thatisonur @illa_xmk @intelligentpawg You are perfectly sane

@illa_xmk @intelligentpawg am i insane for thinking this is a reasonable request for ANY man to ask his girlfriend

thinking about epstein’s rules for his girlfriend

@GoldenExpIosion I’ve only gotten a revive off once bc they got third partied and a convenient hill was nearby. Otherwise I just leave the game when I get knocked in solos

self revives in solos are so pointless its literally just "item that lets enemies humiliate you while ur down"

@valthevalYT I’ve had to make 2 new accounts, and already I’m playing Xen Crackley and Bushszn 😩 I’m on console dawg I’m just good at aiming

The current skill-based matchmaking system in Fortnite is awful… I can’t speak for everyone but I haven’t really been able to enjoy pubs since the beginning of chapter 7. I appreciate all the new content but none of that matters if the fights aren’t really fun.

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

@cremers_ You’re supposed to talk about yourself the whole time, how else will she know if she likes you?

Got dinner with a girl and she asked me only 1 question for all the 2 hours. She spent the entire time talking about herself. Is that how these things are supposed to go