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@intelligentpawg Am I insane for thinking this is a reasonable request for a rich man to ask his girlfriend

thinking about epstein’s rules for his girlfriend

@BasedItems @beyoncegarden It bis othered me the whole time

@beyoncegarden That brooch fell off her dress in the beginning and no one noticed.

she actually ate this so bad omfg😭

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material” -gold digger -misandrist -cat lady -lesbian -evil witch -self centered

Women rushing to abandon marriage and men as soon as it became socially and economically possible is so embarrassing for the patriarchy

you have to be so full of evil to hate cats

@fairyprxncess Hope

What would you name this cat?

@hyeralife Little ceasars Italian cheese bread. The whole thing

#edtwt what is everyone's craving rn say it to get rid of it 😼

@vyscal Because it hurts. It’s painful af wtf

bitches will eat less than a toddler to lose weight before stepping into a gym

I'm so glad marriage and birth rates are dropping. They should be.

@Toribabieegirl No wtf. They never hugged me once as a child why would I take advice on how to love from a parent who never hugged their child.

Do you still take relationship advice from your parents?

I have a theory that men don’t like being alone bc they would then have to care for themselves. Women want to be alone bc we are tired of caring for everyone else when no one takes care of us...

@mydaddidmeth I do skincare & hygiene for 30 minutes. I workout for 1 hour. I make breakfast and clean the dishes for 1 hour. I do my hair in 30 minutes. I walk for 2 hours. I read 3 hours. I make lunch & do dishes for 1 hour. I practice piano 1 hour. I hotub 2 hours. Dinner & dishes then bed

what do you people even do durring the day if you don't have jobs

when I try to wear a cute outfit but I look fat

@cryingvault I don’t have feelings for my boyfriend anymore, but we still live together and he pressures me to do the deed. So I do it, but no kissing

How do people fuck without kissing

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

if you show up every day, the results don't have a choice.

Workdays SHOULD be 10am-3pm or 9am-2pm. There's no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That's why everyone is so miserable today.

how do you face your family after going on love island and getting spanked on national television