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@SirSandGoblin Thar be giants?

@anon_opin Yeah that’s a pretty dumb thing to say.

Considering Harry Styles is a stadium selling megastar, he's only got a few songs anyone outside his fans actually knows.

@DannyDutch I am apparently some kind of case study as I’ve definitely done all of these!

From 1950, Cigarette Psychology. What does the way you hold a smoke say about you?...

@SirSandGoblin @Vitu_E Five house points

Long week?

@anon_opin Nah, no one does that do they? You’d better be part fish!

People who swim butterfly stoke in shared lanes at the pool are ignorant twats. I hope they drown.

@Rubberbandits Aye the fella smashed it

I'm rediscovering that fella as a great pop songwriter, he wrote life is a rollercoaster by ronan keating, and murder on the dancefloor by sophie ellis bextor

I was listening to the acoustic version of this and realised that it's a smashing pumpkins song if Billy Corgan was more cheerful youtube.com/watch?v=iZPNYX…

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

@CharlesDagnall Come on down to @HenfieldCC Camden Hells on tap if you like that sort of thing! 🍺 🏏

Morning! Looking for a proper village cricket club in the south east (ish) area who are playing on Saturday and that have a bar and don’t mind me coming and getting involved in the day chatting to players, maybe do a bit of umpiring etc. Please get in touch! Thanks you!

Wrestlemania inevitably followed by period of Wrestledepression

@fakehistoryhunt I love this place

Lovely photos, especially the 4th one, there's nothing like an open air museum being brought to live by historical interpreters. Look at how wonderful that room looks with people in it. A fire burning, people answering your questions, glorious.

@GryllidaeC @CricketErik That is high brow.

@bryansgunn At the end of the day, I can’t see how you can stop making these.

Knocking on the door The series finale

@SportsDirectUK what’s up with your crazily short warranty period for kids football boots? Really surprised to be told in store that you don’t replace items more than three months old. Surely there’s some mistake?

Chess isn't that hard. Try killing an actual king

New players of all ages and abilities welcome for 2023!

Come and have a go at this. Try something new this year and get into what is objectively the best sport. @HenfieldCC #cricket #cricketfamily #CricketTwitter

⁦@SydneyBattle⁩ instagram.com/p/CmOzxBrqsus/…

@Vitu_E @tickerscricket Actual lol here.

@tickerscricket Be quite funny if England celebrate when Pakistan knock these off

I suppose technically everyone is right. Laughing your cocks clean off watching English hubris blow up in their faces probably is the best way to save Test cricket for everyone else.

@CMQ81 @Starmer_kneel @rorybremner Anecdotally, I’ll reckon that’s accurate to be honest.

Did you know this? #railstrikes

@Fred_Delicious Belon Mubsk

add two letters to Elon Musk’s name to make it even stupider. I’ll go first: Elbon Smusk