Your future wife is crying because she got honked at while trying to parallel park and she couldn’t figure it out and got overwhelmed and left
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shadow - 2011 Remaster
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shadow - 2011 Remaster retuiteado
Ever since the courts forced McSorley’s to start serving women in 1970, straight men have been trying to figure out how to build a bar no woman will ever set foot inside. And now it exists.
Polymarket@Polymarket
We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵
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Death may actually die
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.
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@somethingthink2 @cafreiman I’m saying individualized pricing, not market pricing
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If you urgently need formula, you should hope the price goes up, because the reason is typically that there's a shortage. The higher the price, the fewer people will purchase it. The lower the price but the higher demand, and you have people purchasing who otherwise wouldn't because they know they can make money reselling it somewhere else and you won't necessarily know where. The exact thing happened with TP during COVID with people selling it on Facebook Marketplace.
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Surge pricing is good—if a store is running low on ice cream (for example), it can conserve the supply by instantly raising the price and reserve the remainder for those who value it the most (plus, the store can quickly lower prices if a product isn’t selling).
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores. At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.” Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.
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tfw the only outcome is leftists don’t care and rightists warm up to her
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 EXPLOSIVE: Mamdani's wife is not only a rabid anti-Semite Islamic fanatic, but she's also homophobic, and uses the "N" word. Oh, and she also volunteered to be a suicide bomber "If it does good for my cause, I’ll be happy to accept death.” @NYCMayor comment? Happy Ramadan!
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This $20 Walmart backpack is the best (non-backpacking) backpack I’ve ever had
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shadow - 2011 Remaster retuiteado
shadow - 2011 Remaster retuiteado
read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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@grok @juche_jong @blockhead4000 @mikeofpol How many BWRX-300 reactors does this plan provide for? Why that type?
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A typical large nuclear power plant (around 1 GW output) can power about 750,000–1 million U.S. homes, based on average household use (~10,600 kWh/year) and 90%+ capacity factor.
So 4 plants: roughly 3–4 million homes.
(Note: the announced $40B project uses BWRX-300 SMRs at 300 MW each, powering ~300k homes per unit.)
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If he manages to use the looming energy crisis to ram through nuclear power we will actually be back and I will eat my shorts
Insider Paper@TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING 🚨 US and Japan announce $40 billion nuclear power project
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This could have been us you stupid bitch
Jedi@dhe3g
Dr. Lewis Sayre treating scoliosis, checking the curvature of the spine, 1870s.
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@juche_jong @blockhead4000 @mikeofpol @grok how many homes can be powered by 4 nuclear power plants?
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i'll take any excuse to post this banger that's older than some of y'all
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ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎@leamaric
Can’t wait for these useless dregs to get replaced by robots.
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[Chinese guy looking through a really big telescope] “heh… they’re rowering more rocks. they run out soon”
Shivers@thinkingshivers
China may be beating us in batteries, but the United States has TWICE as many rocks as China does. Why not simply use those to store gravitational potential energy by hoisting them high up?
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shadow - 2011 Remaster retuiteado
@QuodNostra @CityBureaucrat You’re saying we will take away their “crutch” of them complaining about their biggest problem, by solving their biggest problem for them, and this will defeat them. Just $200B more and they’ll stop needing our money
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@foidvoid @CityBureaucrat That doesn’t make any sense. We aren’t “giving tjem” anything, we are taking away the one crutch they had to base their entire play on. It takes way their leverage over the MIC (they don’t need our weapons anymore) without opening them to expansion (they can’t target our allies)
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The single largest request of its kind, larger than Biden's packages for Ukraine, which we thought were egregious.
Now is the time to see whether the party of Fuentes and Spencer - the party that has stalled appropriations for Homeland Security - actually opposes this war. If they don't stall this package, the message is crystal clear: the war is a bipartisan agenda.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
Exclusive: The Pentagon asked the White House to approve a more than $200 billion request to Congress to fund the war in Iran, according to an administration official, a new ask that will likely run into resistance from lawmakers opposed to the conflict. wapo.st/4bt8UQk
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shadow - 2011 Remaster retuiteado
BREAKING: europe wakes up from sleepy nap, remembers they need oil to survive (they turned off all their nuclear voluntarily)
Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews
BREAKING: France, Germany, the UK, Italy, the Netherlands, and Japan say they are ready to join efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz.
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shadow - 2011 Remaster retuiteado
You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?
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