fridaywitch

It just blows my mind how many people work 40 hours a week on their computer and don't know how to do even the most basic shit and completely mentally lock up as soon as a single popup shows up on the screen like "Teams would like access to your microphone."

@xx_lain This is absolutely SICK.

@kryptonitelock Your chain stopped a thief from stealing my bike! Thank you! Chain is damaged, but I'd rather that than having my e-bike stolen. Great work!

I'd like to point out how absolutely ridiculous and predatory @Adobe has become. I was charged more than double for my subscription and so I reached out to cancel and refund. Nearly every line I said I wanted to cancel and refund. Not once, but TWICE they tried to charge more.

@MonsterEnergy Hey, you know to get me to stop buying Pepsi Zero and to get me to give you all my soda money? Make a Monster without all the energy stuff so I can drink it multiple times a day without worrying that my heart would explode.

Hey @McDonalds I live in Oregon. Your app constantly polls my position. When I started my order for pickup it showed my local OREGON mcdonalds but when I placed the order it went to Pennsylvania. Why did your app let me do this without warning me? What the hell.

Hey @Arbys stop lying. Everyone knows your food doesn't look like this.

Can we, for the love of god, STOP USING PDF AS A FORMAT FOR FILLING OUT FORMS. It is such a major pain in the ass, never looks the same on multiple devices... Just, why. Why are we still using this in 2025.

Oh it just happened again. I must be really bad at magic. Seriously wtf

@Wizards_Help Explain how I was waiting in queue for 4 minutes and then just lost a rank pip and was "defeated"?

@gamestop your website and customer service are awful. My card was charged for same day delivery, but my order sat in pending for two days. Four different CSR's gave me different reasons for it, all of which were provable to be wrong. You all are terrible.

@Brick_Suit This is nowhere near the same thing as hitting your chest twice and sticking your hand out forward as a rallying cry. He's simply talking and raised his hand. You all really are trying to dig, aren't you?

BILL NYE... GESTAPO GUY!

Getting real tired of getting random spam friend requests on discord from people I don't know just because I'm in a big discord server, so now I'm clicking on their twitch link and doing this. If you spam discord friend requests, stop that. It's obnoxious and nobody likes you.

@Lazarus_DS This is one of the many correct ways to do it.

@fridaywitch One of my favorite streamers had a regular who once referred to us as "the chatting chamber". I might steal that. But if I have someone specific to talk to, I do it by name, and if I want to address everyone I say "Hey guys" or "Everyone" or "Is there someone in chat who...?"

This has been on my mind for awhile. Something that I very much don't like is a Twitch/YouTube broadcaster referring to their viewers as "chat". Like: "Hey chat did you see that?". It's stupid. It rubs the same "I hate it" vibes as referring to women as "females". (cont.)

collective noun. Sure language evolves and maybe it will evolve to that but honestly, I hate it. Give your viewers a name. I'm a "witch" I could call them my coven. Call then "you fuckers" for all I care, at least that's referring to them as people instead of just "chat".

It's dehumanizing. You could simply say "women" instead of "females". You could say "you all" or "fuckwits" instead of "chat". Like... female what? female aardvark? female human? How about woman? Same goes with "chat". That's not a chatbox, and "chat" is not a (cont.)

@ArmaLite15OU812 @KamalaHQ He doesn't have as much secret service protection as the current standing vice president because he isn't currently standing in office. Whether I feel he should or should not have more is irrelevant.

@KamalaHQ What a fucking joke. Trump has Secret Service protection and he’s not safe 🙄

Q: Do you feel safe? Vice President Harris: I do. But not everybody has Secret Service. There are far too many people in our country who are not feeling safe. Look at Project 2025. Immigrants don’t feel safe. Members of the LGBTQ+ community don’t feel safe. Women don’t feel safe. Yes, I feel safe, but that doesn’t change my perspective on the importance of fighting for the safety of everybody in our country

@realDonaldTrump you suck.

@xx_lain @SpeedyPotato_ I have two of the controllers in these pictures! I have a laincon and I have the speedylabs pico voltex. Love them BOTHHHHH <3

with @SpeedyPotato_