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Proudest moment of my week: A date told me that they were in math class on 04/04/2004 and I responded, correctly, that it was impossible for them to be in class that day because 04/04/2004 was a Sunday.

I’ve bought tickets for a winter vacay to South Africa. I have layovers in NYC (a few days), Dublin (12 hours), London (23 hours), Singapore (44 hours!), and Seattle. Send a DM if you wanna meet up. 🙂

This is surreal. EtymologyNerd on TikTok talking about TPoT and our influence on the increased usage of the word “vibe” through “Vibe Camps” tiktok.com/t/ZP8kbfE97/

I’m just a regular guy. I put my grippy socks on one toe at a time just like everybody else.

Choosing a career path is like hmmmmm… what kind of nightmares do I want to have for the rest of my life?

Put that thing back in the Jurassic era. This doesn’t belong in the year 2025.

Giving up on witty openers on dating apps and just asking people if they can smell ants. Would recommend.

Sister is visiting. She held up a Nirvana t-shirt while shopping. I asked sarcastically “do you even know who that is?” She responded, not missing a beat, “Yeah, it’s like a book series, right?” The look of disgust the Gen-Xer’s face standing behind her made it so worth it.

@wendell_britt Ouch

Many of yall forget Chidi got sent to the bad place for being like that and it shows

@xvonsilver Yeah it makes sense that it’s up to, because the next story after this one is Sarah’s death when Isaac is 37 but it doesn’t necessarily mean that other life stuff hadn’t happened in the interim.

Started reading the Bible. Did you know that Abraham’s kid Isaac was 37 years old when God told him to sacrifice him? I always pictured a little kid, not a middle aged man.

@alicemazzy Suppose it doesn’t actually explain what years mean at all. Maybe these are like dog-years or something.

@fronkonymous that's a little kid, people lived to like 900 back then

@treegreenery @goblinodds The text has it take place immediately before his mother Sarah’s death, when she was 127 years old. She gave birth to him at age 90, making him 37 years old.

I need this :|

We must imagine Adele happy

@wendell_britt This is gold.

Honestly, right now, I feel safer, more stable, and happier in America as a transgender person than I would as someone who is a federal employee.

15 Hard Rules about Life: 1.

Where can I do this? I want to play with the giant anteater please.

You really can just email Elon Musk at hr@opm.gov