2HP goblin advisor

my favorite piece of fiction in ages is finally on Royal Road pls read im constitutionally incapable of keeping up w serialized fiction but i loved this so much, i was so invested in the characters, i stuck with it for all SIX YEARS it was being posted

zero chance devonta and brittany are still together by the reunion huh in general basically no chance anyone who didnt say yes at the altar is still together by the reunion but their dynamic is fucked it's not happening he's over her

im sorry but if you have a minor living with you you cannot fucking marry someone on a tight timeline on a reality show that just shouldnt be a thing that happens

LiB S10 Ohio's cast seems weirdly normal this season worst people so far are the transparent Performative Male and the really pathetic guy who cant bear to upset a woman

duck horseherb is such a savage fucking name lmfaooooooo (i did this to myself it's actually religiously sticking to the list of name components i laid out ahahah)

-way fucking overthink every aspect of everything, it's totally paralyzing to not be able to make decisions like this lol. so i'm happy to be making SOMETHING rather than the NOTHING i was headed towards

claude code is so insane lol i chatted with it about some worldbuilding i'd done awhile back, had it do some research, gave it a little list of name components, and then it produced this generator that creates the entire population of the main setting town

at work everyone was uncomfortable with using "master" as the main branch name on git so i changed it to "slave_coordinator"

I don’t know if Afroman fucked my wife either tbh

its extremely funny to me that there's really only ONE single issue that Americans overwhelmingly view as "immoral"

@ouranometrian2 betrayal

The 4 year old said she wouldn't love me if I was a cucumber

@Ken67547214 !! im not what's the deal w those

@goblinodds Are you talking about shaky eyes?

maybe it's sleep deprivation, maybe im actually noticing migraine prodrome and am ~in tune~ w my body

instagram has a "this post made me uncomfortable" option which seems like an interesting way to help people cultivate their feeds, im curious how it works under the hood

@DreamingOfBey that makes sense yeah!

@goblinodds austin for college then Houston for grad school. Everyone is in athleisure. & like the op, the tummy is a lil way to show I’m young & hot in a pretty conservative fit lol (she’s mostly covered!!)

fascinating levels of prudishness in the replies. midriff exposure was huge like 25 years ago so im wondering what % of people specifically upset by her midriff doesnt know that their moms used to dress like this, or that trends come back around every couple decades

@ouranometrian2 @GeneralAntilles lmfaoooo

@goblinodds @GeneralAntilles No southerners still dress like this

@MaupinMari76912 @CollinRugg @eigenrobot @colonialbot3 wait WHAT that kinda rules ahahahaha.

@CollinRugg @eigenrobot @colonialbot3 @goblinodds I've never seen cops use a grapple device before or even knew they had one so

NEW: Hillsborough County, Florida, police successfully use a grappler device to stop a driver who tried fleeing during a traffic stop. Suspect: "You gonna grab a gun though?" Officer: "Oh, yeah." Danny Wilson III was arrested and charged with two counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and other charges.