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Opened the door for trick or treat as I heard a bell and this cat wanders in brazen as anything! Checks out downstairs, heads up to check upstairs. Now just in the lounge. Doesn’t seem to want to go out!

How's this for a unique building?

I've always wanted a library you could get lost in 📚 Obviously it has a globe bar too 🌏 🥃 £3,250,000 from Hamptons, in Bath.

@helloiamrob @graywinpat @simonrohrbach This NEEDS to happen at the reunion.

@graywinpat @simonrohrbach Not a SINGLE ONE of us could script a better 'Simon rapping outside the Carps' line than 'I grab some bread I grab some ham / I'm feeling hungry so I'm gonna slam'.

@Robbidoo My kid doesn't like Paw Patrol any more--apparently it's too babyish for a six year old--so I've kind of lost track of things. I *think* it was just a single extra long episode plus a game, but I couldn't tell you with any certainty.

@gregbeech are the Mighty Pups just from the one film? I can't seem to find a series but I am being asked for it...

Long-awaited details of the government’s voter ID scheme have now been released, including details of which IDs will be accepted at the polling station. The list contains plenty of options for older voters, but few for younger voters. electoral-reform.org.uk/voter-id-list-…

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame twitter.com/search?q=filte…

The two hardest problems in software engineering are knowing which people work at your company and which team they’re in.

On the left, how people voted by age in the 2019 General Election. On the right, a list of what the government deem to be acceptable voter ID. Voter ID will be mandatory from May, it is designed to retain power by force. It exists to exclude the young and poor from democracy.

Lots of worrying news about tech industry layoffs at the moment, but: my team at @ZegoCover is now hiring! 🎉 We have multiple mid-level and senior Scala engineer positions open, at a super friendly and diverse company (RTs welcome) 🧵

@helloiamrob I miss Steve. If he comes back I’ll do another thread.

@gregbeech yeah but more importantly, do they fit in steve's ears twitter.com/gregbeech/stat…

The weirdest thing about buying Apple’s new AirPods with variable size ear fittings is realising I have tiny ears.

Read this. If you don’t get it then I don’t know how to help you.

@inryaa Yeah he was not awfully impressed with the cat on his bed. Loud calls of “mummyyyyyy!” were coming from upstairs 😂

Opened the door for trick or treat as I heard a bell and this cat wanders in brazen as anything! Checks out downstairs, heads up to check upstairs. Now just in the lounge. Doesn’t seem to want to go out!

Bedtime and so, with a final hug, here ends the Chronicles of Steve.

Steve is sleeping on my child’s bed.

@inryaa He looks like butter wouldn’t melt but he was just asleep on my kid’s bed.