Lobotomyfan

Brother in christ I summited half dome

Uhhhh

Good fucking morning

@haresick @SuburbnShitpost @lobotomyfan Ohhhhh I couldn't have just been doubling down on my fucking around on a stupid Twitter interaction. I really thought they meant it! Holy moly thanks for the reality check, hare! 😅😅

@harrygoboom @SuburbnShitpost @lobotomyfan they were joking holy shit

@northwestagent I cpuld have been more specific let's get the little guys too

@harrygoboom Well we are an LLC that helps others form LLCs, but go off king!

@northwestagent Kill all corporations

@harrygoboom You know what.... Hell yeah!

@TomatoSpaghet @SuburbnShitpost @lobotomyfan Thank you Tomato someone fucking gets me

@harrygoboom @SuburbnShitpost @lobotomyfan If you type like this, I think it's obvious that you should be the owner of the twitter handle. You're clearly the bigger fan.

@SuburbnShitpost @lobotomyfan I really appreciate them warning me!! I am going to definitely change my display name now!! I cant believe I STOLE someone's TWITTER HANDLE when I had no idea they existed! I am such a terrible person! Somebody please put me down.

@harrygoboom @lobotomyfan You gonna let him punk you like that? @lobotomyfan

@AnglicatWizard Enjoy the input, Anglicat Wigger!

@lobotomyfan Bruh ive been using this on league for a few years I dont go by my handle name anymore on anything and since you exist I couldn't take the handle. Im allowed to use the display name. Thanks for your concern though thanks for finding me xox

@harrygoboom hey. dont steal my twitter handle, i will let you off with a warning this time, next time though... i wont be so nice.

pool party ahri is a recession indicator

@boof_cart Oh my god this is so good

HAHAHA NO CHANCE

Thats my boy Sercan.

Turkish uber driver, he's calling Trump a king not president (in a bad way) and we had the most intense handshake of my adult life because im greek hes just like "my brother!" Lmao

Seeing this at age 11 completely altered the trajectory of my life. I would probably be a doctor or engineer if I wasn’t so enthralled by his cheeky smile

Listen to women

no its fine i just dont think its fair to say you dont want to visit the giving each other blowjobs dimension before i even tell you what we'll do there

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight