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@CharlesmartelXx @Blooms_Ghost @Aiannucci Maybe the irony will hit you when the 557,001st person says it, Monsieur.

@Blooms_Ghost @Aiannucci Congratulations on your super-duper original post! You are only the 557,000th to say that! So good for a person like you!

You have no idea what our wonderful country is really like and are, like the planet Mars, both toxic and empty.

@HussainShafiei Preach.

The black Karen: “I dont take too kindly to Racists who think they can target helpless immigrants and think they can get away with it. So let me give you a quick history lesson” Follow on #TikTok @elainethepain880

@twisted__kidney You can still get a curry, mind.

Apparently, it ain’t England anymore because—and I quote—there used to be pubs everywhere and betting shops everywhere. #FarageRiots #FarRightScum #FarRight #FarRightThugs #Cunts

@JohnnyVinson84 That's kinda the definition of a cliff hanger, though...

Man, whoever is editing Star Wars The Acolyte needs to re-evaluate. The most interesting part of the show so far and they cut the episode off right in the middle. There are cliffhangers and then there's just abruptly ending in the middle of action. Ugh.

@PicturesFoIder Mortgages.

@TheRealDeclanK1 It looked like this when he practised it in the mirror 42 times.

What an awful & ludicrous reply. The answer to this question is simply yes or no! #ThisMorning

@MattOakleyMojo "Beep, beep, beep, you silly twat."

Many lines in Star Wars can be improved by adding the words “…you silly twat.” For example “It’s not like that at all. He’s my brother…you silly twat” or “He’s using a Jedi mind trick…you silly twat” Anyone got any more?

@BigAntStudios Can only speak about the PS5 version, but #cricket22 was such an incomplete game, full of features that just didn't work. I felt like I was playing a prototype or Beta version, not a finished product.

Here we go! #Cricket24 with more licenses than ever before - and representation from India for the first time!!

@allcopymel I feel, er, seen.

@washapig DOS à la mode

It's #washapigwednesday! The Kickstarter is off to a nice start. Please share the pinned tweet in my profile to help spread the word. But first, let's write some headlines.

@tomgarfield_ That's the last time I ask you to help me defeat a Sumerian shape-shifting god of destruction.

@WritingAdWrongs @americopywriter It was chilling and tragic, but weirdly inspiring. "I burn my decency for someone else's future." Oh, man. More of this, please.

@americopywriter The last monologue was outstanding writing. Best I've heard in a long time.

The "defeat fascism" vibe that #Andor gives off is truly inspiring.

@NoContextBrits A passive agressive smile.

What is your favourite British insult?

@tschill86 Bean Day.

Rebrand a coffee shop but make it pop punk: "The All-Americano Rejects"

@raejoancreative @southbankcentre @OneMinuteBriefs Thank you 😊

@hitmakecopygood @southbankcentre @OneMinuteBriefs I absolutely love this!

There are festivals. And there are #Festivals. Concept poster for @southbankcentre and @OneMinuteBriefs. #Literature

Concept ad for @KFC_UKI / @kfc, inspired by #BirthdayCake . @OneMinuteBriefs

"Go, shortcake. It's your birthday." Concept ad for @BettyCrocker and their amazing #BirthdayCake mixes. @OneMinuteBriefs

@PapaJohnsUK @OneMinuteBriefs Glad you liked it! And thanks for the large-pizza voucher 👊

@OneMinuteBriefs @hitmakecopygood Congratulations @hitmakecopygood we couldn't agree more with this statement🍕

OMB @PapaJohnsUK #PJPizzaParty Brief 3rd place: Winning a Large Papa John’s Pizza Voucher!! @hitmakecopygood

@OneMinuteBriefs @PapaJohnsUK Amazing! Thanks so much.