Thiccolas Cage (Josh Allen enjoyer)

@shannonrwatts Bryan has performed oral sex a second time

Everything I know about Bryan Johnson is against my will.

@joshdcaplan 9/11 for Miami thots

WSJ: SPIRIT AIRLINES PREPARES TO SHUT DOWN

The share of Americans who say their financial situation is getting worse (55%) is higher now than at any point in the past 25 years. 👉🏻 axios.com/2026/04/28/tru…

Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More people.com/pizza-huts-boo…

@LynAldenContact @scottlincicome Right lol

@scottlincicome The “canary in the coal mine” for domestic robots is the roomba-equivalent. They’ve existed for a quarter century, but robot vacuum cleaners still haven’t taken off.

omg it's finally happening bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@unusual_whales the US is balls deep in an over-leveraged AI long play, pray it works or else it's the great recession

The national debt just exceeded 100% of GDP for the first time since 1946, per WSJ

@60Minutes coverage for post-partum pelvic floor therapy is basically non-existent. very cool how we treat women!

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@CathVSConf buddy is already well-off from NIL money be serious

Jeremiyah Love was asked what he's going to spend his NFL money on. "I'm not spending any of it. I'm going to let my advisor make it grow. I'm going to use my marketing money to buy a house for my parents and a car for my dad." He said he's going to put himself last. After last season he said he wanted to go to the NFL for his parents and build generational wealth. 🎥 @brgridiron

@SleeperNFL @marleewierda incoming "us against the world" mantra all season and it's literally just the coach cheating on his wife lmao

Drake Maye on Mike Vrabel: “We’re here for Coach, we love Coach. We know he’s dealing with some stuff off the field, but we’re here for him and I know he’s gonna come back.” (h/t @marleewierda)

@DiscussingFilm "It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.”

Eric Kripke says Donald Trump posting a photo of himself as Jesus ruined the Homelander as God joke in ‘THE BOYS’. “A month ago when we were talking about marketing, I was like, Homelander saying he’s God is so out there. We have to be careful about how we even introduce the idea to the public because they’ll say he’s gone too far and here we are. It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.” (Source: polygon.com/the-boys-showr…)

@TheWapplehouse in theory, those decision makers could be doxed and publicly humiliated, shamed

The final boss of HOA’s. Your dying child needs an organ? Not so fast.

@yashar Jr simply does not have the panache or charisma like his father. when will people realize this, there is only one DJT

NEWS via WSJ Amazon executives are discussing a reboot of The Apprentice, with the possibility of casting Donald Trump Jr. as the host. Full Story: on.wsj.com/49dw7FJ

@60Minutes ah, so close yes so far 1. fertility rates have been below replacement for what, 50 years? not new 2. sure it's worse now, but not because of candy crush 3. conservatives offer ZERO solutions to modern problems - they do not seek to solve problems whatsoever

@FartieFrenchie @DanteTheDon

The good news is that OP is wrong. FISA 702 is for foreign intelligence and only collects American’s data when they communicate with known foreign targets. Democrats are making it sound bad because of how much foreign influence they lean into to wreck havoc. The bad news is we are already well on our way to a surveillance state.

This government is a fucking joke. And if you’re still delusional to think it’s one party vs the other, so are you. They are all on the same team! This is a fucking class war, and “we the people” are getting our fucking asses kicked. Losing more and more rights by the day, enriching the 1% more and more, and allowing every big corporation with a lobby, every foreign country with a hand out, and every scumbag politician that’s figured out there’s no consequences, to rob us fucking blind.

@InvisibleIdeal @RealCandaceO

@RealCandaceO I disagree. Jimmy Kimmel and his ilk aren’t protected by free speech…they’re abusing it. They should be criminalized. At some point, we stop turning the other cheek and start fighting fire with fire. No more unilateral disarmament.

When Dave Chappelle did a skit mocking me during BLM, I responded that I was flattered that he even knew my name. When South Park did an episode mocking Charlie Kirk, he played it on repeat on his show. Were Charlie alive and the subject of the Druski skit, he would have laughed. Whether regarding Jimmy Kimmel, South Park, Chappelle or otherwise— any person attempting to criminalize jokes is the enemy of free speech. Not one inch.

@bryan_johnson "top 1% of all vaginas"

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@KobeissiLetter lmao, lmfao even. he's gonna die before any of that happens

This is incredible: Elon Musk will receive 200 million super-voting shares in SpaceX ONLY IF the company establishes a permanent Mars colony with at least 1 million people. In other words, Elon Musk will only receive this pay package if 1 million people live on Mars. In other words, Elon Musk's biggest goal is now establishing a colony on Mars with a similar population as Dallas, Texas. Musk is so optimistic about this goal that the vast majority of his pay is now contingent on it. Life on Mars is closer than many expect.

@unusual_whales dollar has lost 70% of it's value since then as well.

Housing price has increased 261% since 1983, per CNBC

@TXMCtrades it will certainly be a new system of gas-lighting

CPI ex cost of living

@wave3trades @unusual_whales it's not even up for debate - they are the worst in terms of the future they created

@unusual_whales Sorry to offend anyone But baby boomers were the worst generation BY FAR

"First-time home buying plunges to record low as baby boomers prevent younger Americans from ever owning," per NYP.