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If you enter my DMs just know you have to open with something as good as this otherwise I’m not answering

SHAVE YOUR BIG TOE WERE GOING TO THE KNICKS PARADE

HISTORY.

Do the Right Thing reunion hell yea

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

My stomach hurts from screaming so much

WHY AM I AT WORK WHEN THE KNICKS JUST WON I SHOULD BE IN THE FUCKING CITY

@hotlocal_single Update we were infact dancing

I love drinking in Brooklyn because then I get to go out and dance

@Thespihonest115 Shut up

@hotlocal_single We're not dancing

@calluptome That actually does mean you killed a predator why else would you have the tattoo?

@hotlocal_single I don’t let anyone in my dm’s unless I’m following them after some idiot asked since I have a xenomorph across my back does that mean I killed a predator? So I had to show him my Hostel bloodhound ink and tell him no I prefer morons like u lmao

If you enter my DMs just know you have to open with something as good as this otherwise I’m not answering

@klowngf33 Yes we do

No fr do they

Jose Alvarado tackled Wemby and Iverson stepped over him 😭😭

Me after one sip of the Iranian beer

This is crazy

Worked a party and got tipped plus the guests gave me a bottle of wine. Which I have already drank the entirety of

Just booked a Soviet sleeper train from Bucharest to aChisinau I’m so excited omg

.@69lostants fell off

Working every day this weekend I better get good tips

Faking a head injury after getting a question wrong at bar trivia

@TheLordT_Money Happy birthday king!

It's my birthday today so that means everyone has to tell me how awesome they think I am right NOW