Punch Local Nazis 🇵🇸

imagine having to tell kids that there’s a power outage at the six flags bc the data center down the street is sucking the juice right out the roller coaster so they have to go down these super safe non scary stairs. wait we don’t have to imagine. there’s a data center 18 mi away

Every win is railroaded and every loss is rigged #helldivers

Fuck this is the cutest motherfucking shit I've seen since my niece told me to color gangar while she colored vaporeon

This really is every line cook I've ever worked with

The median annual income for Gen Z right now is $40,664. Boomers love to do this thing where they imagine that the younger generations are raking in piles of cash but then immediately blowing it on high dollar dining. It’s never inflation, or wage stagnation or labor exploitation that’s to blame for the financial hardships young people are facing… it’s avocado toast.

Boomers fully aware that no generation after them will experience the American dream:

My birthday present to myself coming along nicely

My mom packed my homie and I lunch (he lives near my parents) and this is the most "mom made me lunch for school" meal ever it's so cute

@PiscesDreg Fumble a 10/10 baddie?

Is there a way to kill the ego without taking drugs?

@BadgerForklift ...I hope so

@TheLordT_Money You'll get the next one.

Buddy got me hooked up with a decent side job today, making back all the money I don't this weekend 🫣

@BadgerForklift Haven't heard shit from them. Don't think I got it

@TheLordT_Money Good! How's that other hiring process going?

Oh these mfs are BROKE-broke.

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400. • The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets. • They did it over two consecutive days. • On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before. • The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone. This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs. 'israelis' joke about it to this day. If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

Oh wow this is actually gonna kill twitter isn't it

Congress: you dirty little peasants making $70,000 a year can never understand how hard it is to live off $174,000 base plus other financial perks. . .

JUST IN: Judge rules items found in Luigi Mangione’s backpack, including an ammunition magazine, were searched unlawfully & cannot be used at trial.

🚨 JUST IN: ​A second Israeli base has been discovered in Iraq. ​It was determined that the base area was also used during the 12-day war in 2024. ​Now do you understand why the US occupied Iraq?

@PiscesDreg You're good at being my friend whom I cherish 🥺

I’ve never really been good at anything