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Mombasa, Kenya Se unió Şubat 2012
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يوسف@itzJoseff·
Bottom Line💯💯
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
A new bill has been introduced in the Senate that seeks to bar former governors from contesting as MPs or MCAs for five years after leaving office. The bill seeks to allow completion of accountability processes before they vie again.
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Rasna Warah@RasnaWarah·
@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
Say what you want to say about South Africa, but it's one of the most free African countries, these guys actually give nicknames to their leaders ... Jay Z (Jacob Zuma), Nelly M (Nelson Mandela) or Cupcake ( Ramaphosa) ... anywhere else in Africa that's a prison sentence
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
I can't see myself getting married to a woman I'm sexually attracted to and not have sex with her for a day. As long as we're seeing ourselves everyday, we must have sex. How men live with their wives and they go days or even months without having sex with them is crazy to me. Before I go to work, there must be early morning quicky. When I come back from work, after she feeds me and her food energized my libido, I must knack her to sleep. On the weekends when I'm not going to work, at least we must knack for 3 rounds that day. The day rain falls, at least 5 rounds that day. If my wife can't handle my sex drive, I must have to bring in a second wife. This is why I always emphasize that I'm polygamous by nature. A woman who can't handle this fire must be willing to share me with other women. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
Ebuka The Big Head 🧡@anic4uu

"I had sex every day for the first 10 days of my marriage, me and my husband were consistently kancking in the morning, afternoon, and night. If you don’t love sex, don’t get married. If you’re not sexually attracted to your partner, don’t get married." — Newly wedded bride advises single women

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Jackson
Jackson@Jacksonsrule·
Billionaires don’t have bank accounts like you and me. They have art collections,Yachts,Mansions,Stocks. None of it gets taxed until they sell it. So they just never sell it. They borrow against it instead. Live off the loans. Pay almost nothing. Then when they die, their kids inherit it all tax-free. The wealth never gets taxed, It just gets passed down. And we wonder why the gap keeps getting wider.
໊smolaraa@kesikesiluv

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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zcun007 🐐🏎@zcun007·
@itzJoseff @Shehu478392 I should listen to this guy? You must be very funny! What I shared with you showed the referenced Hadith, do your research bro!! The Hadith is more reliable than this guy
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Shehu Gazali Sadiq
Shehu Gazali Sadiq@Shehu478392·
Why do islamists hate the English version of the Quran? Because it exposes the Quran verses they wished to hide.
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يوسف@itzJoseff·
@jimNjue_ Am starting to think you are right on this.. Something about his posts doesn't feel genuine on political.matters Time will tell..
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Jim Njue
Jim Njue@jimNjue_·
It’s not just Oga Obina. Even your Masculinity Guru is a Ruto Puppet and it will become obvious to everyone soon. Wait for it.
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Abdulahi Adan
Abdulahi Adan@AbdulahiAdan10·
Kenyans should not tolerate these men who are acting like women and promoting homosexuality. It is incumbent upon Kenyans to act and demand that action be taken against them. Remember: they cannot do the same in their own country.
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Adédamola
Adédamola@Adedamola_world·
@itzJoseff @Shehu478392 Okay can you please explain this for me. Why does God need to use one language to talk to us when he created other languages ? Why is it that 90% of the prophets in the Quran are not Arabs but the Quran is written in Arabic about their deeds yet they spoke a different language?
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sylvia plath@sylviaplath25_·
@itzJoseff @Shehu478392 how stupid would be a god to reveal their antihuman and sexaddicted secrets to the world in classical arabic, a language nobody else on earth speaks. thats when you know you fucked up lmao
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Nahashon Kimemia
Nahashon Kimemia@NahashonKimemia·
It is impossible for you to read the Quran well and remain Muslim. It cannot happen. It is even more impossible for you to read Hadith well and remain Muslim. In fact, if you read the Hadith, you will not only convert to Christianity, you will actively seek to convert Muslims.
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Nahashon Kimemia@NahashonKimemia·
What I have discovered is shocking. 1. The best way to convert a Christian to Islam is to make sure he does not read the Bible well. 2. The best way to convert a Muslim to Christianity is to actually get him to read the Quran well.
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Don adam Mohamed@PERSIAN_SCHOLAR·
@NahashonKimemia 99% of those Muslims that covert to Christianity are always inspired by 'vivid dreams' about them speaking to Jesus directly. but for Christians who convert, 99.9% are those that read Quran and bible, make comparisons, then reflect it to it's adherents then make conclusions.
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FITCH@_onlypatriot·
@bonifacemwangi Will you be using the same brain that scored D- (minus) in KCSE to run the country?
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The People’s President
The People’s President@bonifacemwangi·
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Hon.Gathoni Wamuchomba, HSC, MP
A humble letter to MUTHAMAKI Uhuru Kenyatta. My political god father with utmost respect, I address you not for lack of respect but because you became unavailable. I don’t blame you ; you were told in the Mountain there are no leaders but brokers . During your last years of your presidency you were advised to block your siblings ; we were a bother to you . You blocked us , left us in the cold; without political direction. Eventually,we found a friend called William Ruto and who Embraced us truly ; todate . Fortunately you had introduced him to us in 2012 and 2017, after your relection you told us he’s your “mtu wa mkono”. That we must pass through him to see you . We obeyed but along the way you fell out ; yes it was Cold War . We were at the crossroads unknowingly so. Fast foward , we ran to him he embraced us and we supported him and he was Elected president. We didn’t get your signals ( that he was bad ) and you did not tell us directly and you restrained from telling us what you knew . Though I’m tempted to think you wanted us to suffer and learn a lesson . Ooh we have ! , though painfully. Sadly the pains of paying debts and being heavily taxed were your creation since you left a big Debt. For two years Tumeumia but gladly your stalled projects are now getting revamped. Your pet project Mau mau roads are Now getting funded to completion. We feel somehow relieved. Fast foward; we thank God you are now available for us. You message calling for unity is home; But with who ? Munene we are fragmented and full of hate as a mountain.!I know we defied you and even talked back at you . Apologetically I can confirm that we have created big cracks in the mountain. Munene , with utmost respect, your party Jubilee was our home or so we believed . But you vacated and handed us over to “Baba Wa Kambo” he only cooks “matoke “ for us and we are used to “Mukimo” Why did you do that Munene ? Your first borns are at pains wondering why you had to pass the mantle to “baba Wa kambo “ season 2. Remember you had introduced us to the other “Baba “ the one we Refused to call Baba even after you pleaded ? Anyway “kienjagwo uria mwene Enda . “ Your call of UNITY in the Mountain is welcome , But with who ? Wamunyoro? Ok if you mean it don’t do this in funerals , summon us officially. As we wait , Mugo wa Kibiru had prophesied that the mountain will NEVER rest till we construct and bless a THINGIRA. Munene , fortunately The Thingira is Now set to start in Githunguri Kia Wairera on the sacred land and it’s fully Funded by the Regime of the day . But the same Remnants of Discord are inciting against it for political gains . We now need peace and unity . I’m looking foward to that SUMMON call from you . Calling the so called Itungati and wasaliti to a unity forum . But before the call sir, kindly ask Mr Wamunyoro to Stop body shaming his brothers from Mlima calling them Sapranos……it’s not manly to do so . As our DAD and for unity’s sake, kindly tell Mr Wamunyoro to stop abusing his Mlima brothers calling them Tukunias. Indeed he lead us to Ruto in 2017 and so he’s the biggest Gakunia. Tell him to respect women leaders and stop using their skirts “Malinda“ analogy to demean women elected leaders. Tell him to stop spewing abuses at the church alters. Tell him to stop inciting the mountain against other communities, Tell him that You are the Bona-Fide Kingpin and ONLY you can order the mlima politically since you are the Only ONE with Muthiigi. You are the only one permitted to Negotiate for Mlima for NOW , Munene , call the mountain to ORDER. We love and Respect You. Yours truly, Kamami ,
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