Jared Vanderbilt

@ChadTossesSalad Patel Soong?

Name that UAA player by their walkout pt 4. Koong, xikers

Casually watching the UAA from my living room in Nantucket. My friends want to watch the MLB. Told em, this is the MLB. #watchandlearn

@Bart_Quelab Ur #irrelevant

@jaredVandy22 I mean where’s the credit??? This is ridiculous. You’re never gonna survive in the media stealing other journalists ideas. I posted this exact matchup 3 days ago. Just have some courtesy man. #disappointed #beardown

Battle of the oong’s. Who you got?

CONGRATULATIONS- John Butka has been named UAA pitcher of the week for the week of April 12-19! He hasn’t pitched yet, but the committee was impressed enough with his bullpen this week to give him the award. Make it 5 in a row for UChicago!

@theUAAblower predictions please. I won’t sleep until they come out.

@tillertime3 I must say Joseph, Exquisite investment. Well done.

Buy the dip!!!!! #UAA #BearDownSTL

@ZachLawhanson Whatup, Zach Hanson.

@jaredVandy22 “OC” (Out of Control) Mitchell Smallwood got robbed, that’s my boy. What’s up I’m Zach Hanson.

UAA ALL-NAME TEAM 1. Mano Boutsikakis (IF Brandeis) 2. Taki Chronopolous (C Brandeis) 3. Dalton Needle (1B Emory) 4. Palmer Mullinax (P Emory) 5. Connor Dong (IF Uchicago) 6. Courtland Hare (P Uchicago) 7. Matt Trout (OF Case) 8. Ayush Ette (P Case) 9. Charlie Dickey (IF Case)

TOP 5 SCHOOLS TO BE A NARP AT: 6. Uchicago (fun: dead) 5. Brandeis (#1 if Jewish) 4. Case Western (reminds me of mediocrity) 3. Washu (good campus) 2. Emory 1. NYU (some hot girls) Thoughts?

@GartrellJacobs Now for the underhated list. I’ll go first : 1) Gartrell Jacobs

@realCalebDurbin Ur the worst

Bears, I’m proud of the #grit you showed last night. That’s what it’s all about. A true team effort. #hootinwiththeowls

@realCalebDurbin I hate you

@ack_georgeH Brandies loses to washu like 4 times in a row.

@uaaburnerverse what the lines for this weekends games…lmk

Coach Steve should start calling the plays

🚨 Breaking 🚨 Isaac Zhang - Sr. LHP is making one of his final starts in his collegiate career in his hometown against the Judges. Coming off a complete game shutout against them in St. Louis, expect big things from the lefty this weekend in his hometown. #UAABrotherhood

@theEviLSANJAY Don’t forget Maxime “Dalton Shultz”

SANJAY PROBABILITY LIST 5. Chance Cromer (leadoff) (lefty) 1.2% 4. Aiden Dennis (weird ass slot) (sort of funny?) 3.7% 3. Chase Brick Lee (tall) (handsome) 5.9% 2. Parker “fastball” Guthrie (fastball) 5.91% 1. Liam Murphy “murphy” Murphy (sling) 8.4%

@ChadTossesSalad @SecretWeapon67 No

@JohnBeer938 Pat bloom son

Single daughter that goes abroad or son that snaps after a dap up?

@sportfan123_2 What’s that 😂

@jaredVandy22 You’re selfish. Learn a thing or two from the centennial conference burnerverse.

UAA burner verse is becoming way too populated. If you’re a new user, GTFO #imisstheolddays