George “hermanito” xi

If your friend group isn’t talking about Brandies beating Case twice this weekend or the KU hawktini girl you need to get some new friends. #networkisyournetworth #bangthegavel #rockchalk

Don’t know what was a better game Duke-UConn or WashU-UChicago either way good guys won both!

@MasynZyn @cardsfan255 Roman Anthony

Name a better shortstop. I’ll wait…

@Stu_Beefbone College or highschool

I turned a freshman into a water park last night #shrink me

(4/4) Then lights went off, but no one felt right— Just praying for barrels by first pitch light. LETS FUCKING RIDE #UAA

(3/4) “Case Western after”—confusion again, “Wait… where are the old people? Thought they were in.” “Emory’s coming—bring polos, no doubt,” “And NYU… do we even know where we’re playing them out?”

(1/4) Twas the night before UAA, when all through the place, Not a player was sleeping, just staring in space. The Bears weren’t hibernating—not this time, no chance, “Season’s here now… it’s time to dance.”

@GartrellJacobs Eyewashhhhj

Does this actually do anything or is it all eyewash? I miss my old arm care routine… #AskD3 #NCBAtwitter

As we celebrate the beginning of UAA play, I’d like to take a moment to highlight a certain #bear doing us all proud. Caleb Durbin is starting today for the Red Sox. We may be undersized, under recruited, and under loved, but we do have heart. Make us proud Durb! #madeitoutthemud

Ik @floundertime4L is fired up about uaa play. How we feeling guys? @chanceluvsbsb @YaoMingsLawyer @ROsborneNolan @JohnBeer938 @JordanBelly6767 @theUAAblower

@Bunkerjones89 The would have one the game if Josh Polchies got thrown an ab or two. Poor coaching

@Bunkerjones89 @usmhuskies @devydingers679 Josh polchies boutta make his mark on the nec #thefuture

Big one today 🐺! Are the @usmhuskies for real? We will be finding out this afternoon. Expectedly so it has taken these pups a few years to climb out of the shadow of Honcho Flaherty. Although, wouldn’t be shocked if the ole timer is still lingering around the front office ops!

@LDickspecial Lloyd your not slick trying to sneak a founders league team by this old cat. I been around the block. #rollrhinos

Lloyds week whatever power 5 teams 1. Denison 2. Baldwin Wallace 3. McDaniel 4. Wooster 5. York RV: Hopkins, Wilmington (OH), North Central (IL), Loomis Chaffee

@floundertime4L Really hard to not get fired up for this weekend

Ahhh it’s my favorite time of year… March. Forget March Madness, it is time to see who in the UAA really wants it. Who really needs it. Who will kill to take it. Somebody better call my doctor because my blood pressure is going thru the roof. #uaa #therealmarchmadness

Darius acuff jr btw #goomba

@BillEpstein643 Go high point!!!!

U of Southern Maine needs to keep feeding Josh Polchies abs… once he gets going I think he’s a shoe in for little east freshman of the year

@chanceluvsbsb Love the new pfp Maxime.

#NewProfilePic #LoneStar

@SwarthmoresTarp Cortlands recruiting definitely took a big hit. They haven’t seemed to land any big recruits. Hard to get kids to go that school too if your a fringe d-1 guy

It’s wild that both Salisbury and Cortland are not very good right now. When is the last time that happened