Jared Still

FYI, the hero in my profile pic is Tuskegee Airman Frank Macon. Learn more about him here:

@ImNotMandie Will pray now

@ChipJonesIII @Michellek4040 Hey man - love the thoughts - my first thought was, “ok, this is tax related,” like all D1 (that I know of) coaches having their summer camps through an LLC But wondering if this also was a “you can’t be the highest salaried person in LA Govt. by an order of 25x

@jaredstill @Michellek4040 Talk @ me @jaredstill, what part of the comp plan? Lots of commonly used tools here - company is involved for numerous reasons, assume large parts of Company’s compensation probably fund some sort of permanent over-funded life insurance policy.

Interesting things about Brian Kelly’s Complaint: 1. His comp structure 2. Reliaquest bowl s/o 3. Lengthy (and vague) definition of “cause” 4. Citation of otherwise confidential settlement offers 5. East Baton Rouge jury deciding things 6. Purple signatures

@JennSalerno310 It’s about time something goes right for that franchise…God is good 🥺🙌🏼

Oh for fucks sake

@thespinzone Also, very unrelated … but if you have any interest in the nuclear testing stuff, I just learned about “subcritical” tests today… and is pretty interesting line of demarcation we’ve all drawn (except for the PRK)

@jaredstill I'd avoided it for so long and now it's just.....everywhere with these damn kids

Any time someone does the "6 7" thing I'm gonna yell "5 3 0 9". Eventually they'll get annoyed that their shit got hijacked but the old folks... maybe

@thespinzone Our only choice……I’m afraid. Is to make it untouchable. Like in 1989 when my stepdad tried to use “sike!” and “not!”

@Michellek4040 We need a jimmy sexton burner acct to understand the how & why of some of these deals. Do you think part of that comp was not subject to public records request or something?

@jaredstill Glad I’m not the only one who thought that was weird AF

@Michellek4040 Pretty unrelated but did you know Fisher Deberry was the highest paid DoD employee for over a decade?

@Michellek4040 The comp structure is insane, right? I’ve never heard of this… is it a taxation thing? State law?

@jrs_rankings Again, not the intent here, but it sounds like the enthusiasm of how a door-to-door electric contract is framed vs. reading the EFL (Electronic Facts Label, if you’re not in a deregulated state)

@jrs_rankings Jon - read through a lot of this earlier - not a condescending question (at least the intent) but have you seen a term sheet? Or has anyone that’s essentially ‘primary source’ here?

No, the Big Ten’s $2.4 billion deal with UC Investments does not create debt for the schools or the conference. • It is a capital investment, not a loan. It’s not private equity. • UC Investments provides upfront cash in exchange for a 10% minority stake in Big Ten Enterprises (the new commercial subsidiary). • There is no repayment obligation—UC is repaid through a proportional share of future revenue distributions over 20 years (with an exit after 15). • Schools and the league do not owe anything back if revenues fall short; the risk sits with the investor. • Unlike traditional debt (e.g., bonds, payday, or bank loans), this carries no interest, no fixed payments, and no collateral. Calling this deal a “private investment” is misleading and fuels more confusion with actual private equity deals (like those the SEC/Big 12 are exploring). Long story short, there’s a lot of people talking about this deal, with not a lot of people who know what they are talking about.

The irony of one of my best military photos being shooting a seized AK47 😅

There aren’t many schools that could pull off independence. But Michigan and USC probably are two of them. They are not among the ones you’d want to play chicken with.

@caroljsroth @alexisohanian This is a banger of a first car!

@alexisohanian A bitchin' Camaro with t-tops AND a spoiler... #80slife I paid for half and my dad the other half. I think it was $5k used (total)!!

Here's my first car. Mazda 626. Share a pic of your first car.

44° back here in DFW. Was not prepared… haven’t worn pants in days

‼️Unreal! Rookie TreVeyon Henderson just broke a long run and BEFORE he scored looked to the coaching staff to see if it was ok for him to score

@hwinkler4real 45283

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@Michellek4040 @meghanapolis Wait….the bicycle part…really??

@meghanapolis Using protection is not a skill issue. It is a choice. I am bad at riding a bicycle. He decided repeatedly not to use protection.

My ex was so bad at using protection that he had to pay for 6 (!!!) different girls’ abortions and when I asked him if he had a punchcard he was genuinely surprised to see that I was making a joke

@Nessakins_ I can see it

@_belikebaddy Call this guy

What would you do if your girlfriend did this to your car ?