James Carpenter

Earn £60,000 and HMRC takes your child benefit back. Your neighbour earns £59,000 and their spouse earns £40,000. Combined income: £99,000. They keep every penny. The High Income Child Benefit Charge doesn't care about household income.

TROY STORY 3

@D_Dunne2 Never in my life have I slid with my arm in that position 😂

@jayc9812 Honestly mate I don’t know how it can’t be? 🤣 his arm fully blocks the ball, can’t even use the argument of him being close, your arm shouldn’t be up there. Would have been a second booking too, then he scores the winner 😂

How’s that not been given?

@D_Dunne2 Fiver in the gym lad!

@jayc9812 how much was that Pixies mate?

@D_Dunne2 @AlexEveritt91 🙏

@AlexEveritt91 One day further away from a Matheus Nunes disasterclass to give a very poor United a win at the Etihad.

Mate, it's only Tuesday.

Sell Bruno to Saudi, use the £100m to refund any fan who has bough a ticket to watch us over the past year and then fold the club 🤦‍♂️ #mufc

@D_Dunne2 Plus the reason Pep let Palmer go was wasn’t because of ability, it was the alleged cocaine use 😂

Said it last week, if he doesn’t feel confident enough that he’s going to be a starter or at least able to compete for that position, he’s not got the mentality to be playing for a team who wants to challenge for everything. Don’t care how he turns out if he’s not up for it now.

@D_Dunne2 I like how you knew as soon as you tweeted he’d score, so you gave yourself the cop out in the last bit 😂

@jayc9812 Hahahahahaa said it to the lad next to me I need to rectify my tweet 🤣

Honestly, I love him and he’s a legend, but how the fuck does Pep watch Bernardo against Everton and thinks yeah he’s gonna do damage against Villa. Hope I’m wrong and he scores but there’s 0 sense to it at all at this point.

@D_Dunne2 @footballontnt @rioferdy5 @DFletcherSport @RobbieSavage8 It’s so boring to listen to, even as a United fan.

@footballontnt @rioferdy5 @DFletcherSport @RobbieSavage8 You and sky just don’t get it do you. No one is enjoying listening to the likes of him, Neville and Carragher just go on about the club they support and be completely unbalanced in their opinions. It’s painful.

Full commentary cam from Old Trafford last night 😅🎙️🎥 @rioferdy5 @DFletcherSport @robbiesavage8

Big respect to Amorim, letting Eriksen play the full 90 to try and finish him off so we never have to play him again. #mufc

THIS is what a club legend should be doing. Instead of beefing around on TV or on social media.

@Lewis_Troughton @ESPNFC @victorosimhen9 @ivantoney24 Get out of it, Napoli wanted €130m for Osimhen 😂 which is why nobody touched him and he ended up in Turkey

Manchester United strikers Rasmus Højlund and Joshua Zirkzee have scored just one goal between them since the beginning of December. United paid $125m for the pair.

@Mikemorrisfit @FUTWIZ Same

This is what to expect from the new Player Pick 🔥 #FC25

Club statement: Erik ten Hag. #MUFC

@corkin_dan @EPLBible @MarcusOHara9 Just me that thinks Rashy was never getting there and Garnacho should have stopped his run and could have ?

@EPLBible @MarcusOHara9 yellow card for me if I’m in rashy’s position here 😂

Marcus Rashford in this clip is everything that’s wrong with modern day football. £300,000 a week and just completely gives up. 🤣

WHAT ABOUT 4🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sancho from United to Chelsea 🤝

⏱️ 71’ 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Mason Greenwood with the equalizer 🔥 #OMSDR | 2️⃣ - 2️⃣ | 🔵⚪