Jaycrisbee

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@NinjaPlatypus69 Look at youuuu

First time ever building a whole ass PC by myself. AND everything worked from the first turn on. Lots of advice from my dad Cheesy. Took me like 6 hours tho. Lol

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!

TGIF! Time for Siege! Come and hang out with us! twitch.tv/jaycrisbee

We Sieging! twitch.tv/jaycrisbee

TGIF! Time for Siege! twitch.tv/jaycrisbee

Live with more Stray! twitch.tv/jaycrisbee

Live with Stray! So excited to play this game! twitch.tv/jaycrisbee

@cheezeetaco @NinjaPlatypus69 Parakeets don’t need as much as bigger birds but they do need attention. Also from experience, they are great escape artist so be aware of what they can get into.

@NinjaPlatypus69 Birds require so much more work than people think. I don’t recommend birds for anyone that leaves home for any extended periods of time.

Should I get a (pair of) bird(s)? While joking around at Petsmart today Mama Ninja and I fell in a little bit of love with a pair of Parakeets. Mind you my "Let's get a bird" was ENTIRELY a joke. But FUCK were her and my immediate choices beautiful birds....

@metrobirdman I think you are fantastic ❤️

@RobertMCatalano @elonmusk I’m still waiting to hear what he has to say at the Johnny depp trial 👀

Me when I decipher the riddle of an @elonmusk tweet.

You siege folks are wild lol. I get so much hate for posting a casual clip lmao. Get a life y’all 😂👋

@MacieJay that's pretty cool

Check out the Nomad/Oryx update, small change but definitely a big deal!

@NinjaPlatypus69 @R2DeezKnutz @iambranded_ @Exactology @Bruisr_ Lol so I’m ninjas grandmother lmao

@R2DeezKnutz @jaycrisbee @iambranded_ @Exactology @Bruisr_

@NinjaPlatypus69 @R2DeezKnutz @Ask_Spectrum First of all, that was one time.. AND! I was able to play siege with no issues lol 😂

@R2DeezKnutz @Ask_Spectrum Do you think I'm @jaycrisbee ?? Also, my phone is so old I don't even think it HAS 5G. lol I'm just an old man tryna keep with the time R2.

hey @Ask_Spectrum how much for you guys to run internet to my part of town? lol This wishy-washy... other ISP I have to have is pissing me off.

@NinjaPlatypus69 So that’s what happened lol. 😂

@jaycrisbee NOW, the explanation (excuse) is that the whole time I was staring at that door I was thinking "I should put a Soup outside that." It's not a GOOD excuse, but it IS why my finger was on the gadget button instead of the shoot bad guys button. lol

Not dying first like usual ✅ Realizing where the bad guys are coming from ✅ Being ready for said bad guy ✅ Hitting the right button when the bad guy shows ❌ Good thing @jaycrisbee was there to clutch it out. lmao

@NinjaPlatypus69 Hahahaha

@jaycrisbee Don't even start. I almost quit the game. Lol

Well, some cowboy bullshit happened tonight. I uh... didn't really get a whole lot done story wise because I was too busy whooping anyone's ass that I could. lol it's both the best and worst thing about this game. HOWEVER, the heartbreak of stepping on this dog was genuine AF.

@tmcdowe11 HAHA 😂

Every time I try to burp one of my babies. youtu.be/TXpvKdg2jVU

This is what you get for asking me for help 😠 Also fuck that horse I guess.

Ya know what? I'm gunna start a NinjaPlatypus quotables thread. We'll start with a couple classics. If you can think of more, comment them and I'll try to find clips of them, or just fucking make new ones. Who knows? First is my favorite dumbass moment:

@NinjaPlatypus69 Yeah but I saw where you hit that poor man’s horse. How mean lmao

@jaycrisbee It was about 3 hours of tutorial. cuz holy SHIT does RDR2 have a long first part. lol

Things I learned during stream last night: Speedtest before to see if you need to restart your router. 6mpbs when you pay for "up to" 300 means BAD STREAM. Adding a light to your webcam mount increases wobble exponentially. (it's one of those flexi mounts)