Kai_lebb

Stoners give the best advice because they’ve spent 3 hours thinking about a problem that only existed for 5 minutes.

girls will believe some stars and rocks before they believe you

@UnitedBall_ Yeah

@kai_lebb Deep thoughts for something

Stoners give the best advice because they’ve spent 3 hours thinking about a problem that only existed for 5 minutes.

@MarkOnClouds @Biig_EzY 👍👍

@kai_lebb @Biig_EzY Reall

Anyone in here work at a hotel front desk? This is for you. STOP ANNOUNCING ROOM NUMBERS WHEN YOU HAND OVER THE KEY.

Bro really said this is what a smart person would do😭💀

Backshots so fun all I do run and get snatched back

Be Honest: Do you reply to texts immediately or leave them on delivered/read for minutes to hours or days? 👀

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

your standards changed and that's why some things stopped fitting

love ain't real. but weed is

Tired of rolling up Ima start eating the weed straight out the bag

How did you know your friend was a Nepo baby Uni edition>>>>

I was born to smoke weed and eat pussy 😋

“She got an abortion because she’s selfish.” Meanwhile he didn’t want the baby, didn’t want a condom, and definitely doesn’t want to pay. Who’s the selfish one again?

Me as a weed dealer dressing for work:

I'm not embarrassed to be a real lover. Yea mf I'd die bout you

I could like you and still not reach out. I hate bothering people.

Me acting busy while I wait for life to load.

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her

@Jimmy_draco1 Fr brr because I already see how poverty treating people