GUAP AMBITIOUS ⏳️

Yea sex is fun and all but have u ever been happy for a week straight? Nah me either who tryna fuck

@desi0re Corporate gaslighting starter pack

“you gon believe your eyes or me” Lmaooo

Me checking on Arsenal fans after tonight… “You can’t see me.” 💀

My ADHD saved me because I wasn't even paying attention in school when we were being indoctrinated

does anyone know where I can find the Diddy tapes?

The ship isn’t even sinking why are these dumbasses in the water

maybe in another universe I won't ruin everything by being emotionally difficult

I love when my friends send me TikToks / reels saying “this you” and they actually be spot on.

“I sent your school fees to ur palmpay account”

Big DREAMERS Always WIN .

@1ssve Trust but verify, and then verify the verification

A manager I had would always say “I trust my team completely” and then check in on every single task three times a day and rewrite your work before it went anywhere.

Chicken vs rice bathroom brawl

this country don hard pass make person dey post meme

5 AI tools that save me 3+ hours every single day. (Most people have never heard of #3) 🧵 Thread:

This might be the most incredible thing I've seen. Dude catches a catfish, then spots it being eyed by an eagle. Coaxes the eagle to come in close and yeets it, with the eagle making a 10/10 grab in flight 😳 Incredible 🦅

@OGsDontFold @Wyd_eshuu Sir I was hired by the plants, please relax

I was hired to house-sit this insane penthouse on the Upper East Side for a billionaire who was supposed to be in Tokyo for six months. My only jobs: water the fiddle-leaf figs and not break the $50,000 espresso machine. Night three, I’m posted up in a silk robe that costs more than my rent, eating cold Thai food straight from the container, deep into a reality TV marathon. Then the private elevator dings. A dude steps out. Looks like he just walked off a GQ shoot sharp jaw, expensive suit except his tie’s loose and he looks wrecked. He freezes. I freeze, spring roll halfway to my mouth. “Who the hell are you?” he barks

True definition of fuck around and find out..Bro gave him like a dozen chances to just walk away. Can't lie... my guy hit him with a clean left 🫡💪

The only thing that a woman you are romantically involved with can offer you that you could not buy elsewhere with money is being a great mother to your children. Cooking and Cleaning? Sex? Money can buy those things. Great Mother? Money cannot buy that.