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@kaisiyejindagi women riding the art of losing their virginity

men lost the art of hiding their virginity

@SaffronlionX x.com/i/status/20639…

Today, I went with a friend to visit a family for a marriage proposal meeting. Everything was going normally until I noticed something unusual. My friend's father kept asking for water again and again. At first, I thought the summer heat must be hitting him hard. But after several glasses, I started getting curious. Each time he asked for water, the same aunt would come in with a smile and place the glass on the table. And somehow, Uncle's thirst would return a few minutes later. That's when I finally understood what was happening. The water was just an excuse; the real reason was getting another visit from the person serving it. 😄 Moral of the story: "Some thirsts are quenched by water, while others keep coming back with every refill." 😂🍷

@nikhilrao @meetapersecond Right 👍🏻 -aqua- word in middle for bath accessories

@kyonbole @meetapersecond Jai Kaur

SanDisk is actually short for Sanjay Disk???😭😭😭😭

Maine toh bs 100 ki change karayi maggie lene ke liye ...

@ananyashasau "I have a boyfriend" "I'm committed" "I'm engaged" "I'm married" Sabhi beautiful girls already reserved hi hoti hai! Bhai koi seat khali to honi chahiye na! Beautiful ladki se setting se to IRCTC ki tatkal reservation easy hoti hai!

Men only. If you see a girl and think she’s beautiful why aren’t you approaching her.

@ahujasun Koi Dr prefix wali hi, When More meets Sejal

@neembu_paani31 Kiski baat kar rahe ho maharaz ?

social media is brutal, people has dug up her entire history

@anuridhisingh 😂😂

@kyonbole 😅😅

Do you argue with strangers on the internet, or are you a sane person?

@GujjuMotorist @meetapersecond Nirma can be considered,Nirma company name from karshanbhai's daughter Nirupama. But We are talking about company names made from Wordplay from name or surname,not direct name or surname. Khaitan is direct surname,like Adani,Tata,Birla,Bajaj,Godrej,Mahindra,Kirlosker,Haldiram's.

@kyonbole @meetapersecond + Khaitan fans Nirma

@meetapersecond Not Jaguar, it's jaquar

@kyonbole he’s ceo of jaguar????

@tum_pukar_lo 🙋🏻 + KGF 2, War 2, Pushpa, Pushpa 2, Saaho, Adipurush, Race 3, Lal Singh Chaddha, Gangs of Wasseypur, Gangs of Wasseypur 2

Am I the only one who hasn't watched Pathan, Jawaan, War, RRR, Saiyara, Animal, Brahmastra, KGF and Kalki?

@padhleyaarpinka Sorry, प्रतिष्ठा, परंपरा, अनुशासन और Values don't permit this.!! x.com/i/status/18476…

If a man thinks paying for dinner, sending gifts, or spending money gives him a claim over a woman's body, he's not misunderstanding consent, he's revealing the values he was raised with. That kind of entitlement doesn't appear out of nowhere, it's often a reflection of the upbringing, family attitudes, and beliefs that taught him women can be earned instead of respected. 370rs Biryani guy is a perfect example of it.

@padhleyaarpinka Don't call girls gold diggers because girls don't want Biriyani, Gifts or Money from boys They only want to be reLex.!! x.com/i/status/18484…

@padhleyaarpinka Sêx is Temporary but Values are permanent.!! x.com/i/status/17940…

@itssiddhi_ My friend told while playing cricket 🏏 Mere balls pe zor se ball lag gayi.!! ⚾💥😬😬

I dare you to drop the most painful line someone's ever said to you.

@4Vvyas I have a question 🤔 Wicketkeeper ko to Wicket sambhal ke Keep karna chahiye fir wickets uda kyu deta hai? 😭

I have a question 🤔 Wicketkeeper batter hi kyu hota hai? Kabhi wicketkeeper bowler kyu nahi hota? 😭

@kttllua 𝙍𝙤𝙪𝙯

What do u call this in ur language?

@onlyyifyoucare Doctors are THE most egoistic creachours in the universe.!! They think they are aliens from another planet.!! 👽 🚨 NEVER have a personal relationship with a doctor if you are not a doctor.! Bimar pade, hospital gaye, treatment karayi, muh par paise fenko aur ghar aao.!

Never date a Lawyer and a Doctor.

@Cricketpaglu45 Jitendra Bhatawdekar

🚨Only 1 Indian cricketer has shared the dressing room with 1.Sachin Tendulkar 2.Virat Kohli 3.Rohit Sharma 4.Shubman Gill Can you guess the player without Googling? 👀👇