meeta

i lowkey have a crush on my house

Whenever it takes me too long to park I feel like I'm failing all women

when you’re busy living life and it randomly hits you- fuck i’m living life

@Enola_guy12 wait till you hear about meta

Wait till she hears about Adidas

@ashirwad183 😭😭😭 thanks for the banger babe

> make up something in your mind > tweleb gf spreads the misinformation > ai scrapes it and thinks that’s the ground truth

@MicronCEO they’re also the reason it’s called an SD card. there’s levels to this

@MicronCEO please prove my theory right

SanDisk is actually short for Sanjay Disk???😭😭😭😭

life is a bangalore party and i am indian twitter (i hate it for no concrete reason whatsoever)

@kyonbole he’s ceo of jaguar????

@meetapersecond Search for Havells, Dabur, Jaquar

Air fryers are spiritually AI idk how to explain it

my pm islamophobic my food adulterated my votes corrupt this country’s about to erupt!!!

@sugandhanisa self lover to founder trope 💕

it is possible that a lot of great companies were people trying to express themselves in the search for their own identity and the quest for making sense of their own mind, ultimately externalised and immortalised as a figment of their identity in their creation? maybe the key is to make something only you want

@andrew_n_carr new favourite genre of companies

wait until people find out why we named it cartwheel

zindagi me pehli baar ‘propaganda of secularism’ padh liya. ab bas zindagi khatam hone ka intezaar hai.

@saaquibx @OfflynLife slayed

I've been doing 1:1 career therapy sessions for a while now. Finally decided to host a group session in BLR, thanks to the lovely @OfflynLife folks :') Aa jaao, it'll be fun! Link to register 👇🏼

@POPclubOfficial getting a job....

what's the worst financial advice you've ever heard?

@S81940gha ain't no wayyyy

@Kulfei rihanna

if everyone is doing strategy who is doing work

@AadityaMishrr peak detailing

@meetapersecond It's like Dhuran-Dhar was directed by Aditya-Dhar