Nikita Banana

Greg Kinnear is a regulation hottie.

Accidentally purchased cinnamon Altoids cause it didn't even occur to me that they existed.

Let the Roan girl be a cunt.

@onlyyagirl_ Jessa/Hannah interactions always feel like those post-mortem Wife Swap (the tv show) meetings.

@ohremzel If OBBA Nazis loved easter instead

y’all remember wearing these 😂

I hate that my husband thinks it's stupid for me to cover my gray hair but then I'm like, at least he doesn't expect me to look 23 forever. Anyway, thinking I might get a spray tan for the first time.

Meanwhile on Survivor Twitter, Coach endorses Coach for President 2028 #survivor50

The way corporate sent out an email saying, "we're gonna up our prices cause the other guys are already charging more." You think they would lie about the cost of goods and labor lol.

@Brocklesnitch The Canadian one is my favorite season. Excited to watch UK season 2.

I want to encourage people to watch Last One Laughing but I think sharing clips from it does it a disservice, so much of it is about the tension and build up. Anyway it’s very fun

when a song gives you butterflies.

@cremieuxrecueil But what if they're just built like Tracy Morgan and don't realize.

This is not good: People have learned that GLP-1s are really effective, so if they're not losing weight, they know they're in the placebo group. So these people getting placebos are getting mad and leaving the trials.

@theGIRLScare I got it at my 5th grade zoo field trip lol.

Girl to girl: did you know 92% of women remember their first period vividly. Do you?

@svenllama Ack. 😶

@loopfruits I had to buy gas on the Mass Pike today. My car takes 93 octane fuel. $4.95 per gallon. Brutal.

Visiting my sister tomorrow before driving 30 minutes costs $30.

More Brewing made an Empire Carpet beer. Do what you’d like with this info.

Watched a dude in an Amazon vest throw a full, just purchased Celsius can at this woman's car and then speed away.

@merditash Her arms in this movie have always been my goal

Can we all agree body is so fucking tea in this movie

I have to start doing less at work so I can save some of my good energy for my family. 😭 I'm so spent.

If bigfoot was real, that wouldn't even be that exciting

@F1shyBob It's a movie, silly!

@loopfruits So many questions

I like Punch Drunk Love.