Kirill

@ETHGlobal in a nutshell: Crazy weird cracked people meet other crazy cracked people and create something technically impressive together. Starting from 2026, with creativity breaks.

@ETHGlobal Official approval no joke !

@luaroncrew we believe it!

If you come to me for advice, you’re 15% more likely to make it to the main stage

@crislenta Looks amazing

Real-time World Simulation rendered in any style

@donatelli2026 @AniC_dev And know what, you get it !

@AniC_dev super cool i want my ascii now

introducing Ascii: The pocket CTO you send it voice memos on Telegram or instructions from your desktop then Ascii handles it all: > writes code and sends you demos, PDF reports and hosted builds when finished > orchestrates many cloud coding agents working in parallel that can plan, code, test and use their desktop > uses codex, claude code SDKs & subscriptions, no API keys required > works on multiple repositories at once > setups cron jobs and webhooks to schedule work when you sleep > supports secrets, git hooks, full cloud machines config with sudo & 60fps desktop access Welcome to a new era of software building where coding agents aren't mere assistants anymore, now they're as valuable and proactive as a world-class CTO, always at arm's reach, in your pocket

@adilmania @AniC_dev Thank you !!

@AniC_dev only GOATs can call their product ASCII haha

IDEs are Cooked. VsCode forks are cooked. Welcome Ascii !

@otterolie mentoring, yes

@luaroncrew i thought you mentioned something, maybe mentoring ?

POV: having a lunch at EthCC

@otterolie im not judging bro ^_^

@luaroncrew how was judging the hackathon?

@uwwgo @EthCC It also has a 15 euro toast bro. It’s not French…

We have a new headquarters! It has the best coffee in @EthCC

@AniC_dev Vive la France 🇫🇷

cursor is cooked we're introducing our first in-house agentic coding model: Compositeur 1,5 based on Devstral, it performs 98% on Terminal Bench what's the trick? well, we RLed it to code only in French, and turns out that works! always knew AGI would be made in France

I once met a real builder there

@ottnaj 😷

@luaroncrew 💀

Met the only one builder at EthCC Cannes. The rest is business guys willing to hire me

@otterolie Thank you bro

@luaroncrew haha, enjoy ethcc!

@AdvicebyAimar @AnthropicAI Lmao!! This meme will be never forgotten

yesterday was my first day at @AnthropicAI ! it was killing, the team ships so fast that i couldn't keep up.. i was wondering how they can all ship so relentlessly until a lead engineer told me we have a company policy to just ship code without.. reading it? no code review? just straight to production?! i then decided to vibe code with capybara v2 ( the newest version of sonnet and opus ) just to make sure i could get my todo's done for the day. i ended up shipping claude code on the main and unfortunately forgot to git ignore some files resulting in auto updating the github action to our npm install oopsie.. oh well.. just when i went to sleep, dario started sending me slack paragraphs full of philosophical stories about the next tech renaissance and how this rookie mistake was not a problem since we're close to reaching agi anyways. he then told me that the newest ai models ( under internal name numbat ) is going to be so good that they're essentially amazing for internal security! its so good that it has to be 3/4 the size of opus just to be good enough to read a system prompt without verbose! suddenly i felt great again! because i'm getting paid 300k a year, to be an engineer, that is unable to check the code i shipped myself! but you know, we're building agi anyways, we're replacing each engineer with ai agents writing the code. so nothing to worry about :)

Average ETHCC crypto bro

@eniwhere_ you go to toilet, there's no other way. thanks god you can drink in toilets in france

where the hell can I get water at ethcc