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What are we buying bros

@jessepollak Move all crypto kings to Ethereum

CLARITY

@D4mn_crypt @3look_io We didnt make the rules

This dilemma has journeyed through generations and still stands before us even in 2026. Man was never fashioned to dwell only among mighty storms, neither was he made to remain forever upon still waters. That applies to almost everything in life. So I finally made peace with swimming through whatever wave comes my way alongside the greatest companion of all. Say it 👇👇

@kfc Theyre getting $MACKE

if aliens are real why haven't they been to kfc yet?

Something is happening on Ethereum.... $MACKE = Move All Crypto Kings to Ethereum

@D4mn_crypt @AcyXcrypt most delicious token ever

@AcyXcrypt @macke_eth Only $Macke

Show me a fish who eats fish

@D4mn_crypt @3look_io Curves make waves

@AcyXcrypt Whales eat MACKE too 🐟🐟

@D4mn_crypt Fin-tastic🐟🐟

@macke_eth It is what it is🤷

Coinbase = imploding Base = collapsing Solana = floundering $MACKE = Growing on Ethereum

@elonmusk They refuse to live in reality.🐟🐟🐟

It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun 😂

@WatcherGuru $Macke = Move All Crypto Kings to Ethereum

JUST IN: Coinbase crypto trading remains down for over 5 hours as outage continues.

@CoinbaseSupport 1) wait

Coinbase experienced service disruptions due to increased temperatures in the affected Availability Zone (use1-az4) in the AWS US-EAST-1 Region. We will begin the process to re-enable trading on our markets shortly. All markets would be placed in “Cancel Only” mode before we move to re-enable trading.

@zk_lmao play stupid games win stupid prizes Macke = Move All Crypto Kings to Ethereum

Coinbase would unironically be performing a lot better if they didn't shit on memes so repeatedly between 2023-2025. A lack of cultural attunement and attempts to force the market alongside a desire to circumvent the need for respect from crypto natives has not aged too well.

@DoomerOnBaseCTO @brian_armstrong Its chill bro We're chillin on Ethereum

@brian_armstrong I lost my job because of you

There’s a generational shift happening, and Coinbase is uniquely positioned to capture it: 1) The onchain economy has reached escape velocity 2) Coinbase's full stack platform is powering it 3) The next frontier is agentic and on Coinbase Our thesis is simple: crypto is the best form of money, and the infrastructure will overhaul the existing financial system. If it involves money, it will involve crypto. Coinbase is uniquely positioned to capitalize on this transformation. Some highlights from our earnings today: - Gained share in both spot and derivatives globally, reaching an all-time high in crypto trading volume market share - Saw huge growth in derivatives trading volume, driven by our Everything Exchange - 10x increase in stablecoin transaction volume on @base - USDC on our platform hit another all-time high - >90% of onchain agentic stablecoin transaction volume is on Base - 12 consecutive quarters of net native unit inflows- customers have been adding more crypto to Coinbase every quarter