Mark Thatcher

@rheemcbee I do the Dutch version. Obsessed with turtles and elephants!

@GreenManOfKent With a vengeance!

I’m waiting for Wank Hard II to be released.

This was at #koepel cinema. It’s either Nicolas Cage or Peter Cushion.

@DeneezWilton I’m good, Denise!

My favourite #drawing of the day. This is charcoal pencil which I discovered you can't sharpen with a normal pencil sharpener. #Artists please feel free to tell me how I can sharpen it?! #landscapeart

@Lucy_OrchardEL Those horrible bacon sausage things. Yuck!

Roast dinner is the best part of Christmas, right? One of these food items has to be missing (Metaphorically) from your plate on the 25th. What ones going? #12DaysofChristmas

@GreenManOfKent I bet you wouldn’t say that to his face!

Just watched John Wick for the first time. He’s not a happy bunny is he.

@pink_lemonbrand @pieaccounts @MarieCEvents @GrantSarahj @BookerWyattLtd @jemmafairhay Dark chocolate, at least 70%. Anything less isn’t chocolatey enough.

Today is National Chocolate Day! What's your favourite chocolate? Mine is #cadburys fruit & nut 🍫 @markthatch @pieaccounts @MarieCEvents @GrantSarahj @BookerWyattLtd @jemmafairhay #chocolate #NationalChocolateDay

@RibsNorman I’d be humming the Booker T and the MGs classic “Green Onions”

Whenever I see a dish described as a "vegetable medley" I always wonder which song they are singing. #joke #comedy #vegetablemedley

@GreenManOfKent You had me at “glass”.

I return. In the Golden Ball in York with an empty bar, a full glass of something wonderful, and and a late ska, early reggae, and early 70s funk soundtrack. Coast to Coast OS maps on the wall. It didn’t take much convincing but this is truly one of the country’s great pubs.

@sam_bambs Wee ta bix champions.

‘What’s your favourite song about breakfast cereal?’ - Eric Alpen

@GreenManOfKent @RhonddaBryant Chaotic chaos?

@RhonddaBryant We already have chaos. I foresee much worse.

I foresee chaos.

@SaHreports Footpaths

I heard the theme song to “Friends” this morning and I can’t stop singing it. No-one told you there’s be days like these.

@thisisbryndon €1 breakfast!

How could anyone eat at Ikea honestly

My wife saw me struggling to push the wrong end of the charging cable into the wrong slot on the power bank and remarked “ It’s a wonder you ever had any children.”

@rheemcbee And for 25 years I’ve thought him a sentimental fool for joining Newcastle rather that Man Utd.

@GreenManOfKent @anon_opin And it has.

@anon_opin It really wasn’t.

Fairground by Simply Red was the best song of the 90s and it hasn't aged one bit.