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@holland_tom @TheRestHistory Oh my, look at Charlie Watts.

Coming to @TheRestHistory on Monday: a two part special on THE ROLLING STONES!

What a lovely Easter present. The Viking would be Guthrum I imagine. @LBFlyawayhome @holland_tom @dcsandbrook

@anon_opin It’s in foot high bold white lettering on my wheelie bin. Is that OK for you.

If you don't have a number on your front door, then you're a monumental twat. They're like two quid in Home Bargains. From Postman Pat. No, really, my name is Patrick.

@dcsandbrook @TheRestHistory As my surname comes from the same root as Godwyn/Goodwin and is solidly East Kentish (as in Goodwin Sands), I’ve always thought of Harold II as kith and kin. This episode filled me with immense pride of my ancestors. At lest we had the throne for 9 months.

On @TheRestHistory, we come at last to the most famous moment in all English history. THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS Could Harold have won? Was he killed by an arrow in the eye? For the first time, WE SOLVE THE MYSTERIES of this world-shaping showdown. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 linktr.ee/restishistory

@Consumer_gripes @StymieSi I used to live in North Deal. Went there regularly in the early 80s. Got chatted up by a couple of blokes one New Years Eve.

@StymieSi Will you be visiting the Ship in Deal?

Pub 3001, Honeysuckle Inn, Ramsgate. Cute side streeter, barman not born when Paul G was last here in '93. Had a Velvet Raven which tasted all of its 5.2% , kinda quite nice but not in the Artillery Montefiore elite.

@DanielJHannan That sir, is a pile of horseshit.

Where does the idea come from that it is terribly British to drink Earl Grey? Earl Grey is tea for people who don't like tea.

@rumpfshaker @DanielJHannan Best thing about TNG. The French have become so civilised in 400 years that they’ve started drinking Earl Grey.

@DanielJHannan Star Trek? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@holland_tom @TheRestHistory Very interesting episodes this week. Do you and @dcsandbrook have plans to cover the post war settlement? I don’t know enough about Nuremberg for example. Marshall Plan, the UN, Israel, etc. I think you’d do this very well.

Today on @theresthistory, a shocking development in HITLER'S WAR ON POLAND: the Führer opens negotiations with Nazi Germany's most inveterate enemy, the Soviet Union, & signs a PACT WITH STALIN. The jaws are closing on the Poles, & world war looms... linktr.ee/restishistory

Cold house. Have you ever considered buying a carpet FFS. #LIOLI

@mrmarksteel It’s got an underwater church.

Right….. here we go….. does anyone know anything about Rutland?

@KirstieMAllsopp @RevRichardColes How lovely. I hope you continue to enjoy Phil’s huge piece of meat.

@RevRichardColes Phil Spencer gives me one for Christmas every year, it’s a huge family favourite.

@DavidMuttering Sounds like a duvet raiser

What could possibly go wrong?

@afneil Sometimes Andrew less is more.

To the left, Rockefeller Centre. To the right, Trafalgar Square. When it comes to Christmas Trees London really needs to up its game.

@poguesofficial This is still my favourite insult

A reminder to right wing fuckwits not to drag us into your stupid culture wars.

I see a future for Greg Wallace on GBeebies. No one else will employ him.

@NickyHorne Best Wishes and all that Nicky.

@MilaLovesJoe ✋ 58. Why ruin perfection?

Did anyone make it to age 50+ with zero tattoos?

@anon_opin You Sir, are a fucking idiot.

Smoked bacon is only ever purchased by mistake. But it happens so regularly that the shops believe there's a demand for it.

@scottygb He seems like a nice bloke and all, but very much a charisma free zone. Still, it may mean I can go back to Radio2 in the afternoons after the aeons of Wright and Mills who were just unlistenable. @BBCRadio2

Scott Mills has been announced as Zoe Ball’s replacement on the Radio 2 Breakfast Show.

@London_W4 Never trust a menu written in Comic Sans. Never trust a menu written I’m more than one font.

Great menu and fantastic prices in this pub. I’m going to pretend I’ve got a dog and eat like a king.