Matt

@OrangeFizz Let him walk

Is Donnie Freeman actually getting $3M on the NIL market? And is he worth it? orangefizz.net/2026/04/shocki…

@SBakerMD Barceloneta

Any guesses as to where?

SYRACUSE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

@RickShielsPGA good meeting you today and a great cause. Cheers Rick!

That’s why every year I compile a Festivus waste report. If you want to read it all you’ll have to go to my official senate website or social media. But I’ll tell you about some of my favorites here. dailywire.com/news/rand-paul…

just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING

“Yeah I finally got into the Trump stock, resume trading”

@united Just an answer as to why you couldn’t put me on the available flight. The plane is now 7 hours delayed. They cited weather. N16170

@matthop Hi there, Matt. We're sorry to hear that this has been your experience. If you're still in need of rebooking assistance, please DM your confirmation number so we can look into this. ^AN twitter.com/messages/compo…

@united *flight delayed* United: no flights until tomorrow Me: um your website shows one departing in 3 hrs (costs $4k) *on hold for 1.5 hours* United: sir that flight is no longer available Me: thanks @United!

Family. 🍊🍊🍊

When you use Bitcoin to buy coffee: twitter.com/Tixie_/status/…

This is wild

Everyone ought to watch this video every morning so as to truly internalize what an absolute crock of shit this whole thing is.

So the schools don’t spread the virus, but we’re going to close the schools just for fun? 🤔 Better idea — let’s make it impossible for people to be career politicians and focus on putting leaders with common sense in charge.

My boat sank in Lake Travis

I set Trump’s insane Tulsa rally ramp speech to music. He is not a good lyricist.

@RubinReport Hey @RubinReport , I saw your segment on Fox News where you brought up the Seinfeld AIDS Walk episode. What a fitting segment for the times we live in today. I made a short edit on that episode:

What is this chatter about #Obamagate ?