Max “Long Johnson” Johnson

Putting all these bitches in my mouth for Kyle Busch

@gasotruther @GATACentral “Frank wells is going to west Florida not west Florida”

@GATACentral Quick correction for you, frank wells is going to west Florida not west Florida. And another guy you can add for additions is Zach Lyles from wku

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@gasotruther Jackson wheeler snubbed

Favorite Georgia southern football players since I got to college in 2021. No order 1. Camden brown 2. Josh Dallas 3. Shermar Bartholomew 4. Derwin burgess 5. Oj Arnold 6. Dashawn Davis 7. Alex Raynor 8. Gavin Stewart 9. Jackson Wheeler 10. Marques Watson Trent

@nitalobotomee Hard to be put on it when your already on

@maxlongjohnson they’re putting u on the bulloch county sex offender registry

FDO FDO FIRST DAY OUT

@TheBigNip33 Says “The Big Nip”

@maxlongjohnson Gay

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@maliknaberslove Correct. Hail southern.

@maxlongjohnson And south what are we doing

@BigunsWorld Yall act like it’s fucking Harvard dude 😂 it’s the 3/4 best school in the state … congrats on an SEC education

@maxlongjohnson So you are stupid😂😂 I know several ppl that grew up massive bama fans and sucked it up to get a UGA education

@BigunsWorld Bama. I would never have any interest in going to UGA

@maxlongjohnson You got accepted to UGA and chose to go to southern? Or you got accepted to bammer?

@WHDPodcast Ironhead gallon

My top 10 favorite Georgia Southern football players of my lifetime: (no particular order) 1) The Real AP Adrian Peterson 2) Man Bear Pig Brent Russell 3) Jerrick McKinnon 4) Matt Dobson 5) Edwin Jackson RIP🙏🏻 6) Younghoe Koo 7) Tyler Bass 8) JJ Wilcox 9) Matt Breida 10) Jayson Foster HM) Kevin Ellison HM) Wesley Fields HM) Jermaine Austin Like I said no particular order those are just some of my favorites off of the top of my head. Who did I miss? Who are some of your favorite players of your lifetime?

@Bobbysqueaks As long as UGA ends up at Auschwitz’s, I’m fine w it

@maxlongjohnson They’re saying this list is worse than the holocaust

@AndrewCulver16 Don’t care, eat your mom califag

@maxlongjohnson Thus is fucking terrible

@BigunsWorld Son of an Alabama grad who applied and was accepted, but didn’t feel the need to be a quarter million in debt for an SEC education… bitch

@maxlongjohnson Just say ur a bama bandwagon from GA that was too stupid to get into UGA and also couldn’t afford to pay out of state tuition at bama

@OneArmAbe Nugs costs way too much to not have stats/an end of year wrapped type thing

Last weeks music + nugs not on here

Ben Shelton is such a pussy

@johnwoodyharr Mid af tbh

Probably need to space these out more but holy fuck this is so peak

I’d rather wait for a 15 mile funeral procession to go by than be behind someone buying lottery tickets at the gas station

@bigrandy_GSU Phish didn’t play this weekend

@maxlongjohnson What you get for going cross country to see a shitty jam band

Fat black lady holding a small baby sitting next to me on this cross country flight. Double whammy. #kms