Max “Long Johnson” Johnson

Putting all these bitches in my mouth for Kyle Busch

@JonathanWarrin7 The great state of Georgia

@maxlongjohnson What state you in ?

Putting all these bitches in my mouth for Kyle Busch

@JonathanWarrin7 I’ve been looking all over for them. Mail me some

@maxlongjohnson You gotta try the jalapeño lime. I’ve been dipping this for about a month now.

@bored2dthNashvL Dude you paid to get your burner verified 🤣 FOMD

@maxlongjohnson 9 mg pouches like nine cigarettes worth of nicotine. Shrink.

@bigrandy_GSU I’m gonna kms

“Brady Christman just entered the portal…”

@PaulAllenBV Social in the top 5 and Dingus as a HM is criminal

Top 5 bars: 1. Mason N Arms - London 2. Bar Muda Triangle - Hilton Head 3. Southern Social - Statesboro 4. McGillin's Olde Ale House - Philly 5. Bottle Blonde - Old Town Notable mentions: Red Bar, Dingus, Pawleys Tavern, Silver Dollar.

Max Johnson

@gasotruther Ur gay chud

@maxlongjohnson Ur gay and wrong

Top 5 bars (in order) -Paddy’s Raw Bar (SGI, FL) -Paddy’s Raw Bar (SGI, FL) -Paddy’s Raw Bar (SGI, FL) -Paddy’s Raw Bar (SGI, FL) -Dingus Magees (Statesboro, GA)

@nitalobotomee I love getting greasy at Abe’s on Lincoln 🤤

nita lobotomee’s top 5 bars: 1. moodright’s - savannah, ga 2. abe’s on lincoln - savannah, ga 3. sloppy joe’s - key west, fl 4. crow bar - wilmington island, ga 5. frosty frog - savannah, ga clearly i don’t get out much

@gasotruther Not yet SWL

@maxlongjohnson He done blocked yo dumbahhh im crine

@AliJaquae is still a bitch

@AliJaquae short Mexican pussy

@localretard563 would

WHOLESOME: Neighborhood kids lined the street with signs to send Rashee Rice off to prison 🥹

@bigrandy_GSU Drummers 1- Bill Kreutzmann (Dead) 2- Miles Miller (Sturgill) 3- Duane Trucks (WSMFP) 4- Isaac Sinclair Teel (TAUK) 5- Donald Johnson Jr (Khruangbin)

@maxlongjohnson Drummers next MLJJ

MLJs top 5 guitarists 1. Jimmy mf Herring 2. Trey Anastasio (I hate phish) 3. Derek Trucks 4. Billy Strings 5. Marcus King If you disagree, idc, eat shit

@An0malee 0/10 list

Top 5 Southern Rock Bands: 1. 49 Winchester 2. Whiskey Meyers 3. Red Clay Strays 4. Muscadine Bloodline 5. Turnpike Troubadours

The scum of the earth was at breakaway/porch fest this weekend

@drexelwatts2 The holy grail FR

@maxlongjohnson Probably a Savannah bananas show with goose singing the national anthem. And then I’m there like “wtf is going on”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 idk that shit is so funny to me

If you rock Savannah bananas merch, please get a vasectomy