middle seat simon

Told my buddy I would pick up him at 545 AM for our tee time today. Got to his house at 546. Radio silence. Dude woke up at 145 PM 😂 Missed the tee time by a cool 7 hours. Early tee time on the 5th of July is not for everyone

Had the cleanest dap up of my entire life yesterday. In the arrivals pickup area at ORD. The sound echoed through like a mf racquetball court. Will never top that dap up. Unfortunately that was the highlight of the weekend

I don’t think you could understand how low the vibes are on my solo road trip back home from Indy right now

Probably the worst sporting event I’ve ever watched live Tough

@KidFancE Beat “spark” by Hilton at the airport…$200 uber incoming

@middleseatsimon And hotel???

Final four tix acquired.

Booking a restaurant that doesn’t allow hats so they make us take our hats off and I can flex my hairline over my boys receding hairline #classic

@Grantpa23 @KidFancE Grant spotted at the Ewing Annex Hotel

@KidFancE @middleseatsimon He’s literally never met a girl in his life not sure he should be worried about that

I can’t believe I am going to end up paying like $800 for one night at a Hampton inn this weekend. Goes against everything I stand for

@KidFancE Could save a buck at over at the red roof inn for $500 but wife might kill me when I bring home 🐞 🐜

@middleseatsimon If your kid goes to ole Miss, you'll get used to it 🤮

Trying to time the final four ticket market is trickyyyyyyy

@BobZuppke What did you book? I can’t find anything downtown so I’m stuck out by the airport or in fishers rn

I’m paying a ton of money to stay in an Indy hotel that cheap hookers would be disgusted by and I can’t wait

@whitewembanyama Contemplating deleting

@middleseatsimon Middleseat! They didn’t need to know about this!

Chicago Bulls Patrick Williams: “ I stand with Jaden Ivey on everything he said. If they cut him, they might as well cut me too” 👀

@leftyzag Ignorance is bliss 🙃

@middleseatsimon I thought it was the grill company for 1/2 the day I just realized

Would’ve been 100x better if this was the hibachi grill Blackstone and not private equity

@BigGlennNetwork 2 years ago I got em for $150 early April. Went to the stadium, game was delayed like 2.5 hours then cancelled. I had dinner and about 18 drinks. They rescheduled to a beautiful july evening, where the same tix were going for $1200. Elite day. Risky but can pay off

@middleseatsimon I’ve been thinking about this. Like buying a lottery ticket.

On my soul Patrick Williams was in that car and agreed with everything said n that livestream @chicagobulls @TheNBPA

@Grantpa23 @whitewembanyama Bro nobody knows a Jon stop making things up

@middleseatsimon @whitewembanyama We just went to the cubs game and the entire section was complaining about him

Thinking about my pals @middleseatsimon and @Grantpa23 today. Enjoy it fellas

@Grantpa23 @whitewembanyama We are about to live your fall. ❤️

@whitewembanyama @middleseatsimon

Anyone selling final four tix? DM