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@miracafeworker
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Yes of course I did!! I only knew you for 30 minutes!!!

ARE YOU OKAY?? I’M COMING OVER IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHATS GOING ON SAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“ Mmm … I’m . Aw , gosh , Sage , I’m sorry … I know all too well what that’s … ( yawn) whh - what that’s like . Losing a friend of sorts , even if … not in that sense . ” [ They’re trying to think of more to say, but they just… can’t. Too sleepy, unfortunately. ]

“ … I’m listening . ” [ Partially true. They’re fighting sleep, just barely managing to win (at least, for right now)—but they’re still willing to lend them an ear nonetheless. ]

“ Mmh … do I ? I figured I’d strike other people more as one of a kind … ” [ The captain nestled their head against the pillow, the hat they’d spent so much time adjusting to sit properly instantly falling out of place. Their ‘eyes’ were half lidded now, voice quieter. ]


[ From the look and sound of it, their comment had completely flown over Red’s head. In reality, they’d most definitely keep note of that. They needed more flare, more assertion… oh, right, yeah, Sage was talking. ] “ They call me the Captivating Captain for a reason ..! ”

“ I’m not , I’m really not ..! It’d be irresponsible to be so easily swayed ! I just — uh — I’m not in my right mind ! My good mind — well , actually . My minds always good , pretty sharp . ” [ Uh huh… sure. ] “ But it’s not AS good ..! ” [ Defeatedly, they’d flop down. ]

“ Wh — pushover ?! You’re telling that to the wrong crewmate ..! ” [ They’d huff, briefly stomping their foot—almost like a child would when frustrated—as they’d move to sit down on the bed across from Sage’s. ] “ Everything that I say and do is brilliantly planned by ME . ”



“ Hmm , you might have me there … but the handbook /does/ say that every situation should be handled with a Colgate smile on the captain’s face ! That’s , uh , in … article 253 ..! Mhm ..! ” [ They couldn’t remember the exact number. Their head felt cloudy again … ]



“ Your pessimism never fails to charm me , Sage ! ” [ The captain giggled. The two finally ended up in medbay, and only upon entry did Red begin to actually take anything seriously. They’d straighten themselves up, trying to keep composure as they waved to Blue. ]



“ Psshhh , as if that’d ever happen . ” [ Gradually, the captain inched closer to the crewmate. Their steps were rather uncoordinated, balance janky—leading them to oscillate over and over, left to right. For somebody sober, they sure did walk like a drunkard. ]