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Bucket list item complete. To ref a game with my son.

If you had to see a doctor and your choices were Dr Nick from the Simpsons or Dr Hartman from Family Guy, which would you choose?

Kudos to Colette at @ELALUSA @JFKairport for going above and beyond in helping me out this morning

My favorite imaginary number is eleventy-seven

After all these years of watching my kids play little league, it’s weird to be back to watch the umpire. Striiiiiiike threeeeeeee!!!!!

It’s ok to be a bad / new golfer. Just don’t be a *slow* bad / new golfer.

Everything has a price…

@BinyaminBoehm Ratio

Boy

So much wisdom, so few characters

I believe I can eat an unlimited number of franks in blanks

Is bullying how you go about customer service now? @AmericanAir

@AmericanAir abysmal treatment at MIA gate D1. Under see what circumstance is it appropriate to call me entitled because I have a question? More to follow...

My babies are teenagers!

Working together on the super important life skill of factoring trinomials using the AC method

Suck it, Reuben’s Barber Shop

Does your wife ever give you something to cut up (like carrots or cherry tomatoes) so you eat half of them to save some work?

Another tough day at Millin Assoc (at the SCO Family Services golf outing)