Haji Yaks

@BarcaUniversal Dunk on Xavi hernandez' head🤣

❗️Marc Cucurella: "Iniesta and Busquets are the best players in the history of Spanish football."

Rooney did not have a better career than Neymar. Neymar has more trophies, more awards, more goals in the champions league, a champions league golden boot in the messi Ronaldo era Neymar finished 4th in the ballon dor when he was still at Brazil The fact that you guys watch more of the Premya league doesn't make players from there better than everyone

@EHcomps "Bruno Pernandes"

Mesut Ozil vs David Silva - 2009/10

@PeakSxnti Rice or Gabriel, what do you mean by Saliba He Has been poor this season

I'm an Arsenal fan and I think PFA player of the season should go to one of Rice, Gabriel or Saliba. End.

@Afc_Nels2 Neymar won the Olympics, took Brazil to the semis of the world cup and if he hadn't gotten injured, they might have won the damn thing . What did rooney do for england

Alexis Sanchez single-handedly won Chile two Copa America trophies with a mid Chilean squad. But Barca fans are trying to gas me into believing Neymar is all that 😂

Paid attack

@UTDTrey Neymar is 10× the player rooney is, Who tf is a rooney🤣, Neymar finished 4th in ballon dor rankings when he was still playing in Brazil It has never been done before

I love Neymar but please end this Neymar VS Rooney debate immediately Apart from Dribbling, Neymar had nothing on Wayne Mark Rooney. Learn respect.

@johnolugbemi01 🤣

@olumidejunaid1 I just needed to flee. 😂

A few years back, a friend had asked that I accompany him to the one year birthday of his nephew. When the event started, the MC called the Chairman to come to the high table, and it was exactly my full name, middle name and the initial of my surname. Thinking my friend played a fast one on me, I stood up and began to walk to the high table. I was almost there when the MC asked who I was and what I was doing close to the high table. It was at this moment I noticed another person sitting on the seat meant for the chairman. It turned out the chairman and I shared the same first name, middle name and the initial of my last name. The journey back to my seat was like the distance from Lagos to Sokoto. I'd never felt so embarrassed in my life.

@manlikefola_ He used 24 hours to take in the heavy loss. You think say Barca na your mate before ?

Players like Cuba cannot leave this club.

@boy_director Exactlyyyy Don't let anybody tell it for you. Own it

Tell your story anyhow you can.

@chimaobi_saint The most physical side is not the better side In football We've seen that over and over again.

🚨🎙️Gary Neville on what happened to Newcastle: "I’m sitting here in absolute shock. We spend every single week talking about the 'intensity' of the Premier League, the 'physicality' of our game, and how it’s the elite standard of world football. Last night, Barcelona didn't just beat a Premier League team; they humiliated the entire English top flight. "We call this the 'best league in the world,' but last night Barcelona treated a top-four English side like a training cone. Seven goals? It’s a humiliation. It’s a shame for our game. You can’t talk about 'EPL intensity' when you’re being carved open like a Sunday League team. Barca are simply on another planet."

@olawufe Hi

If you didn’t miss any sahur this Ramadan say hi

@normal_jake_ What exactly did you guys enjoy in the series? It was dull, dunk doesn't know how to fight, what was fun about it?

I miss my good friends dunk and egg a lot

@Peaceasanga Leave am for me

Samsung A series is the worst set of phones ever produced😢

@UbiquitousLenz It's not special I can do all of this by myself

Two hours to iftaar and you will find women giving their best in the kitchen, doing Salah, reciting the Quran and yet making sure the Dastarkhwan is filled with love and Food. Women are the soul of the home. May Allah swt bless women with sabr, ajar and the palaces of Janah.

@thebolamontana Merlin, legend of the seeker, just to name a couple

There are some dramas you no suppose watch or rewatch after your frontal lobe has fully developed

@WizFather_ What were they thinking charging at the army of the dead. You wait for that kind of army to attack, you don't charge at them

The unsuccessful charge of the Dothraki at the Battle of Winterfell in Game of Thrones starts as a spectacle and collapses into a strategic disaster. This is the most feared cavalry in the world. Built for open-field dominance, speed, shock, and psychological warfare, and they were sent blind to an enemy they don’t understand. For a brief moment, the flaming arakhs create hope, but then the lights slowly begin to vanish. It was a complete erasure of a fighting force that thrives on visibility and momentum because of a tactical miscalculation.

@SydneyBattle I don't know why people don't just lie their way out of it Nobody's gonna know

i never understood why someone would be scared to pick “truth” in truth or dare growing up. it was like…. you know you can just lie, right?”